Thursday, June 07, 2007

Worf & Jadzia On Vacation (Part Two)

Guest Poster: Worf

This vacation is hardly befitting a Klingon warrior and his son.

Instead of being on the homeworld, where we can have a good time enduring pain sticks and fighting with a bat'leth, or on Vasha, the torture planet, where we can have an interesting few days seeing how far we can go before we break under torture. we are on Earth.

To be more precise, Ben Benlin's Holiday Camp Village. Jadzia has forced me to go as she insists that Alexander is only a child and needs to have a good time on his vacation.

The staff are called Orangecoats and smile far too much. Alexander has been encouraged to join the Happy Gang, which he is very pleased about.

Is this a potential Klingon warrior? I have my doubts.


"Oh, lighten up, Worfie!" exclaims Jadzia as we walk towards the swimming pool to sit around, "Let's have a fun time."

I sit in my chair while Jadzia goes for a swim in the main pool.

A male Orangecoat walks up to me.

"Are you having a SUUUU--PER TIME here at Benlins?" he asks me with his fixed smile. I notice that all the others around the pool, consisting of various Federation members are looking at us. Jadzia has noticed while in the pool and is worried.

"No, I am not." I reply formly.

"Oooooooh!!!!!" exclaims the Orangecoat and the people around together.

The Orangecoat, who has a badge with 'Jeff' on his coat, turns round to the people.

"Shall we throw him in the pool for being a spoilsport, ladies and gentlemen?" he asks daringly. Jadzia sighs and puts her hands over her eyes.

"You will unhand me, sir" I tell him, "Otherwise I shall use my phaser on you. I'm not sure what setting it is at right now, but to tell the truth, I don't care."

Jeff changes his mind and mutters something to himself; he starts to walk off. Jadzia leaves the pool, and as she walks towards me, she kicks Jeff in the pool.

The crowd cheers.

"Don't mess with my Worfie!" she shouts to him, and comes back to kiss me.

"This vacation may not be so bad after all." I tell her with a smile.


A little while later, we are ready to leave Benlin's. The three of us have had a good time. I have managed to get in some bat'leth practice at the holosuite they have there. Jadzia has joined me a few times...and won. I must practice more.

Alexander is sad to go, although he tends to shout "HAPPY!" at every person he meets. I must make sure this does not continue. It will not look good whenever he visits the Klingon Homeworld.

I notice that Jeff the Orangecoat has been avoiding us. He tended to dive behind a bush whenever he saw us. To tell the truth, I'm not sure if he was more scared of me or Jadzia.

Jane the Orangecoat comes to say goodbye to us; her smile is more fixed than ever. It must be hard for her to stop when she is off duty.

"I hope you will be visiting Benlin's again!" she says with a cheerful look.

"I'm sure we will." replies Jadzia, "Tell Jeff we'll all be happy to talk with him again."

With that, we walk back to the shuttle to take us to the Enterprise.


Gordon said...

I love it I wondered who'd snap first , I'm betting Jeff leaves and doesn't come back as well.

Anonymous said...

Jadzia sure knows how to make her man happy even in the oddest of places!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I almost suprised that you didn't have to contend with invading Borg or a band of space pirates whike there but I suppose even the crew of the Enterprise gets a day off now and then.

Tawnya Shields said...

I am glad everyone had fun after all. I love a happy ending. :o)

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

what? no chocolate cake poolside? i say... lowly dive.

smiles, bee

Jaime said...

Ah, it's always nice when things turn out good in the end.

Worf rocks!

Nepharia said...

A vacation like that is nothing that a little blood wine couldn't fix. :D

Linda said...

Nice to see that Mr. Worf was able to relax and enjoy his vacation after all!

Lahdeedah said...


Anonymous said...

How many settings does a phaser have, anyway? Usually stun, sometimes lethal..... is there a nearly incapacitating itch setting?

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Next time let me kick someone into the pool, please!

The Curmudgeon said...

I think Worf showed admirable restraint... a valuable skill for a warrior to hone.

Ellee Seymour said...

Captain, it seems an earthling is suffering from space-sickness:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Ellee, I read that news story you sent me. It seems Vulcans are roaming the Earth.

Curmudgeon, you can be sure that Worf is seething underneath!

MOTD, it's your turn to kick next time.

Bee, I'm sure there was chocolate in the dining areas.

Jon, if you ask me, the Orangecoats were behaving like Borg drones.

Squirrel, you're right there. Jadzia knows what to do!

Bobkat said...

Jeff definitely had it coming! LOl!

Michele sent me to say hi.

Anonymous said...

Everyone likes a happy ending. Here from Michele's.

craziequeen said...

I bet the Enterprise could use a young keen chap, to help out Guinan...or Deanna?

I think Cap'n should give him a job! :-)

Michele sent me to see how the vacation went.....


craziequeen said...

Michele sent me back to see if Alexander has returned to normal....

I know what these 'holiday hang-overs' are like [wink]


Anonymous said...

What an unusual cultural encounter. Worf must have been unsettled but warrior within does not break stride.

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