Sunday, January 20, 2008

Starfleet Academy Exam (Part One)

Bev and I are at Starfleet Headquarters to wish her son Wesley and his fiancee Karena the best of luck for their Academy Exam this week.

If they pass, they will be able to get married, and also be Ensigns.

Bev dragged me along to this. I didn't want to be here.

"Don't be slow, Jean-Luc." she tells me as we walk through the Japanese Garden section, "We want to give our best to the lovebirds, don't we?"

"Sure." I say with about as much sincerity as a Romulan at a peace conference.

"Come on, then!" she says, as I accidentally step on a plant.

"Hey!" shouts out a voice, "Do you know how long it took me to grow that?"


"Hello Boothby." I say, "Sorry about that."

"So you should be...oh, it's you two." Boothby comments when he sees us, "It's Mr Boothby to you. And remember not to carve your name on the tree this time. I'll be watching you."

"Do you know where my son Wesley and his fiancee Karena are Mr Boothby?" Bev asks.

"Probably kissing in some secluded part of the garden if I know them!" he replies, "I threw a bucket of water over the pair of them when I caught the two of them kissing and whispering pet names to each other. Honeybunch and pumpkin! How awful!"

I must say, I agree with him there.

The two of us leave Boothby and follow the trail round the Garden. We eventually hear some sounds.

"Oh pumpkin!"

"Oh honeybunch!"

"Wesley? Karena?" calls out Bev discreetly.

After a few moments, the pair emerge from behind a bush. Both are covered in water.

"Hello Mom...hello Captain." says a disorganised Wesley, "Boothby accidentally spilt some water on us."

"How unfortunate." I comment with a sly smile.

"We're here to wish you two all best for your exam this week." Bev tells them.

"It won't be easy, Cadets." I tell them in my official capacity, "But I'm sure you will get through."
".....And then later this year we can married!" say Wesley and Karena together, as they look at each other.

Both Bev and I wince together.

To be continued....


The Mistress of the Dark said...

Love is grand, isn't it :)

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh I do wish Wesley And Kerena ALL the very best...And I think it is sweet that they call each other these pet names....But then, I'm a sucker for love!

Vegeta said...

pet names Bah!

eastcoastlife said...

I don't have a pet name. hmmm... what do I want to call myself.

Merlyn said...

yoiks... this is better than The Days of our lives in the Empire.

sorry for not commenting much for a while captain, been away with spotty internet and real life intruded.

Hope all is well.


=^= Captain Picard,Captain Picard this USS-Athena,do you read me,copy.This is distress code,i repeat this is distress code,over.We lost in the middle of a Cold Spot,and our air is running down.We lost our enginees in the battle with Cardassians,over.We need your help urgently,end of transmission.=^=

Ellee Seymour said...

Let's hope the cadets work hard and pass their exams.

Jana said...

Ugh, I feel a little sick to my stomach.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Some of you do not react kindly to the sounds of young love!

Alex, I don't think we can come, we have so many problems on the Enterprise.

Merlyn, maybe I should be a Days Of Our Lives writer?

Lahdeedah said...

Romeo and juliet.
Karen and wesley

you're bordering on shakespeare here.

Tawnya Shields said...

Exams? Wedding plans? Wow, so many things happening all at once. :O)

Ellee Seymour said...

How long before we know the results captain?

The Curmudgeon said...

Let them marry, Captain. Then use your influence at Headquarters -- surely you have more there than you do with Boothby -- to make certain that Wesley and Karena are assigned to the opposite end of the Galaxy -- as far away from Enterprise as possible.

Just don't tell Dr. Crusher.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Titania, it was mentioned in a post last year that Wesley and Karena would have to graduate from the Academy as students could not marry.

Curmudgeon, those two could end up on any ship...unfortunately!

Lahdeedah, I don't recall Romeo and Juliet having a bucket of water thrown over them, or them having pet names like 'honeybunch' and 'pumpkin'.

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