Sunday, March 01, 2009

Enterprise Infiltration By Section 31 (Part One)



Guest Poster: Luther Sloan

I've got to remember not to act like a gibbering wreck. After all, I am the director of Section 31, the secret unit that operates within Starfleet. We make our own rules and answer to no one.

I still know a gorgeous girl or two when I see them.

Agent J and K are about to come into my office and I'll be giving them a top secret assignment. It's hard to talk properly to them as they are the most beautiful women in the galaxy.

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A knock on the door. I straighten my hair, look in the mirror and see if I look presentable.

Why am I doing this? I'm the one in charge!

Agent J and K drift in and sit down, their hypnotic eyes are focused on my, making it difficult to concentrate. This is just what happened when I was giving that speech a while ago, but made a mess of it because of them.

"Agent J and Agent K." I start, "Errr...congratulations. Both of you are now fully qualified Section 31 Operatives. You both scored high marks in multiple choice, eavesdropping and explosions."



"Why, thank you, Director." Agent J purrs softly, "It means so much to hear you say that."

I get dazed and after look at my notes, as I've forgotten what to do.

"Err....ummm thank you J" I say and turn to face them both, who seem to look at me intensely.

"Now I have an assignment for you." I tell them, "You are both to go on the USS Enterprise and report on activities that are going on there."



"How exciting!" trills K with joy, "You are wonderful in giving us such an important assignment, Luther."

"You must call me Director Sloan or sir." I playfully correct her.

"Of course...sir." she giggles.

"Now you will be going as Ensigns" I tell them, "Agent J, you will be Jayne Jackson, and K, you will be Kay Kassandra, newly arrived from the Academy. All the records have been falsified by our operative there."

"You're wonderful to think of all this!" J gushes at me, "We're so lucky to work for you."

I lose my concentration again and get disoriented.

"Err..yes, now where was I?" I start, "Ah yes, you'll observe all what is going on at the Enterprise and report back to me. Section 31 thinks that Captain Picard does not run the ship properly. If that is so, we will try and get him replaced by a Section 31 operative."

The two lovelies excitely walk off, to prepare for the transfer to the Enterprise.

That starship had better watch itself!

To be continued...

8 comments:

Mimi Lenox said...

Those ARE gorgeous eyes. It would be difficult for a man to keep his cool with those staring his way.

Mrs. Mogul said...

Are these lovelies really lovely or do they have fake face masks and if they peel them off they will be green monsters!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

trouble is definitely brewing here.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

MOTD, you can forecast well!

Linda said...

Strange things are afoot on the Enterprise ... should be interesting to see how things advance!

EastCoastLife said...

I'm melting in those eyes! I can understand it is hard to resist such beauties!

They make wonderful secret agents. :)

Amanda said...

I wonder if these two will meet Ensign Britney. That would be interesting.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Amanda...you must be looking over my shoulder.

ECL...I agree.