Sunday, September 10, 2017
Guest Poster: Geordi La Forge
I get the idea that many colleagues here on the Enterprise consider me somewhat of a bore. I can't think why, as I've always thought of myself as a hip and groovy kind of guy.
This morning I woke up and had breakfast. I thought I would do something really daring and innovative. Yes, I went for Rice Krispies instead of cornflakes. At the same time, I talked to a new intern about my stamp collection. Soon after, she left, saying she had to return a book to the library. Strange, that, as I didn't think we had a proper library, only the Kindle Computer.
Then it was off to Engineering to repair a power point. After I finished with the sonic screwdriver, I asked the pretty lieutenant who was on board en route to Tetris III, the computer world whether she wanted to have some fun in the holodeck. She laughed, then told me she had to go and wash her hair. Strange, that, as members of her race were bald.
Then it was lunchtime in Ten Forward. I talked a little to Deanna, but she kept falling asleep. Perhaps she had had a busy night?
Anyway, I went out and.....
Computer Note: The Log Recorder had to shut itself down at this time, as it couldn't take any more.
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Guest Poster: Deanna Troi.
Being in suspended animation was a complete disaster for me.
After all, I am always on the pulse of the Federation fashion scene, even more so than that Kalinda Kardashian, who parades herself around in her scanties.
You can imagine my surprise when I went out on the first night after returning from our long haul, presumed lost in space. What did everyone say? Certainly not "Welcome back." More like "That outfit is so yesterday. No one is wearing that sort of thing anymore"
Red faced, I beamed myself quickly to the Starfleet Mall and maxed out my clothing allowance, which had grown to a huge amount due to our absence.
While getting a mini dress, I saw Bev trying out a few new items as well from the racks.
"I guess so." I said through gritted teeth. I would have bought that outfit if Bev had not goy her mitts on it first.
A while later, I was back on the Enterprise trying out the range of new outfits.
This is a good one. They should see me through the next year. Unless Jean-Luc sends the ship the wrong way again and we do another Rip Van Winkle.