Sunday, August 27, 2017

Out Of Fashion























 Guest Poster: Deanna Troi.

Being in suspended animation was a complete disaster for me.

After all, I am always on the pulse of the Federation fashion scene, even more so than that Kalinda Kardashian, who parades herself around in her scanties.

You can imagine my surprise when I went out on the first night after returning from our long haul, presumed lost in space. What did everyone say? Certainly not "Welcome back." More like "That outfit is so yesterday. No one is wearing that sort of thing anymore"

Red faced, I beamed myself quickly to the Starfleet Mall and maxed out my clothing allowance, which had grown to a huge amount due to our absence.

While getting a mini dress, I saw Bev trying out a few new items as well from the racks.








































Do you think this outfit looks good one me?" Bev asked, "I think pink would be great for evenings out."

"I guess so." I said through gritted teeth. I would have bought that outfit if Bev had not goy her mitts on it first.

A while later, I was back on the Enterprise trying out the range of new outfits.








































This is a good one.  They should see me through the next year. Unless Jean-Luc sends the ship the wrong way again and we do another Rip Van Winkle.









5 comments:

John Hill said...

Welcome back!
It has been quite some time.

The Curmudgeon said...

I had begun to lose hope of your ever coming back (not that I haven't been guilty of long lapses myself).

I hope you can have another good long run.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Too much going on in the unreal world (here) to be as regular as I want, but I will increase entries. The format of composing has changed by Blogger, and it is n ot easy to get used to it, as you can see.

rashbre said...

Good to see you orbiting again.

rashbre said...

This time I will try to type the URL correctly. Been away so long that the browser has forgotten the links.