Thursday, May 10, 2007

Through The Stargate (Part Three)

After a little while in custody at Stargate Command, General Hommand instructs that Beverly, Worf, Geordi and myself be checked by Dr Janet Fraiser in medical.




"Well, what do you have?" asks Hammond a little later.

"All I can say, General" she replies, is that these people are from an advanced society. Lieutenant Worf, who says he is a Klingon, is not from a race we have heard of before. Lieutenant Commander LaForge is blind and uses this visor to see. Doctor Beverly Crusher...well she uses a shade of red in her hair I've never seen before."

Beverly glares at her.

"Actually your SickBay is rather old-fashioned" Beverly says in a sneering way; we don't operate by opening people up, and I have a holographical medical assistant."

Janet Fraiser looks angry as Beverly smiles, as if she's won. I should think those two wouldn't get along together.

While we were in custody, I surmised with the others that we might have crossed through the Reality Barrier, as Stargate Command has never been mentioned before in Easth's defence history. Despite it's high classification, it would have made it's way into Starfleet records.

"Now look!" Hammond tells us, "It seems like SG1 did some sort of swap with you people. We just want them back."

Suddenly, there is a flash in the operations room, and a weird figure materialises.



"May I be of assistannce, General Hammond? he asks.

This strange figure, who it turns out is Thor, Supreme Leader of the Asgard Fleet seems to remind me of the Roswell Incident of 1947. Naturally, we're not supposed to talk about that.

"Sure you can, Thor" replies Hammond, and he explains the situation.

"SG1 are most important." comments Thor, "Colonel O'Neill's witticisms are required reading for the Fleet, and Major Carter is the pin-up girl for all Cadets...and a few Officers."

He goes red faced at this thought.

Thor beams us up and takes us to the planet we came from and starts to create an ion storm.

"There is a co-ordinating storm coming from another place he tells us. If I see four figures coming out of the Stargate, I shall beam you down." says Thor.

In about ten minutes he notices a movement.

"Goodbye, Captain Picard." he says.

Instead of appearing on the planet's surface, as are in the transporter room of the Enterprise.

Riker is there.

"Captain." he tells me, "You won't believe who we've had on board."

"Oh, I think I will, Number One, I think I will."

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

A great crossover Captain. And just in time for my Stargate weekend-athon :D

The Curmudgeon said...

I regret that you had to return Maj. Carter....

Gordon said...

good old thor to the rescue..

Anonymous said...

Interesting, very interesting, I wonder who is the person that has been discovered....

Anonymous said...

Jean-Luc, my Haloscan comments are down currently but I did send you a JOOST invite last evening. It went to your yahoo email addy, the one for wibblywebb-1 NOT btinternet.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

hi jean luc! just popping in to say hey there!

smiles, bee

(drat! no chocolate in here again!)

Linda said...

Sorry it took me so long to get over here to read this - it's been a very busy week!

Professor Xavier said...

That Dr. Foster can check me out in Sickbay anytime.

Lahdeedah said...

You know, I mean, as long as your beaming people about and crossing reality barriers, and messing with time and all that... um...

Just send me over Daniel Jackson for a weekend or two.

Seriously, I mean, what harm could it possibly cause? Blame it on protons flirting with the ions in the ion storm and none will be the wiser....

The Mistress of the Dark said...

yay for Thor :)

Knit-Wit said...

After all these years we still can't talk about the Roswell incident?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Ellee, I didn't quite understand you there.

Dari, as I explain in our private e mail tonight, both addresses end up in the same mailbox.

Bee, chocolate was mentioned in part two.

Lahdeedah, people could start having a lot of ideas like yours.

Professor, regarding Dr Fraiser, I know what you mean.

Anonymous said...

Captain, I'm confused now too. However, I understand that Venus is going to be particularly powerful this weekend, hope you all have a lovely trip.

Anonymous said...

Jean-Luc, chck your main email now, I just received a confirmation that it went through.
PLEASE let me know.

kenju said...

I wish someone could beam me up to the planet I came from! LOL

Michele sent me today, Jean-Luc!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Maybe Star Fleet and Stargate Command can develop an exchange program.

Just a thought.

susan said...

Good old Thor, he usually does turn up, often when not invited :)

Jaime said...

Glad to see you home, Captain!

M. C. Pearson said...

I hope this will actually post this time! Otherwise you'll get another email from me. :-)

I love SG-1 almost as much as Star Trek. This was so funny and cool. Good job!!!

Unknown said...

Thank goodness for Thor! Glad you're back!

Anonymous said...

Found ya from the Photohunt site. Didn't see any here, but glad I came across your blog just the same.

M. C. Pearson said...

Pin-up girl for the Asgard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Even without gender they gotta love Carter.

O-Neill's wittisims...I'm just chuckling and shaking my head.

I'll have to show my boys this tomorrow. They'll go crazy. They are almost as geeky as I am about SG-1 and STNG.