Stalking Worf

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I have been getting a lot of strange messages lately.

It appears that I am being stalked by a woman who has designs upon myself.

This is not the sort of thing that happens with a Klingon. We are very 'upfront' about our relationships, and do not go in for such 'sneakiness'.

Here is the latest message:

Dear Worf,

You know you are the one for me; sooner or later, you and I will come together in joy and harmony.

Untrill then, your eternal love,

JD.

I have no idea who this mysterious 'JD' is; she seems to be a bad speller.

Naturally, Deanna is livid that I'm getting all these messages.

"When I find out who it is" she says, "I'm gonna tear her hair out!"

I have tried to pinpoint the direction the messages; they seem to be coming somewhere in the Bajor direction, near the wormhole.

The sensors must be disrupted in some way.

While I am looking, another message is coming in.

My darling Worf,

You don't know how much I desire you. Everyday I am thinking of yourself. The space deep in my heart wants to be filled with your love. And Dax the truth.

Your lover,

JD

Her writing skills are awful; she certainly can't spell, or write a note properly.

Deanna looks like she wants to explode.

"I don't know who this 'JD' is, but if I ever found out, there will be one less woman in the universe!"

I can't say it to Deanna, of course, but a Klingon enjoys women fighting over him; I just wish I knew who 'JD' was.

Probably some wrinkled old woman hundreds of years old.