I have been getting a lot of strange messages lately.
It appears that I am being stalked by a woman who has designs upon myself.
This is not the sort of thing that happens with a Klingon. We are very 'upfront' about our relationships, and do not go in for such 'sneakiness'.
Here is the latest message:
You know you are the one for me; sooner or later, you and I will come together in joy and harmony.
Untrill then, your eternal love,
I have no idea who this mysterious 'JD' is; she seems to be a bad speller.
Naturally, Deanna is livid that I'm getting all these messages.
"When I find out who it is" she says, "I'm gonna tear her hair out!"
I have tried to pinpoint the direction the messages; they seem to be coming somewhere in the Bajor direction, near the wormhole.
The sensors must be disrupted in some way.
While I am looking, another message is coming in.
My darling Worf,
You don't know how much I desire you. Everyday I am thinking of yourself. The space deep in my heart wants to be filled with your love. And Dax the truth.
Her writing skills are awful; she certainly can't spell, or write a note properly.
Deanna looks like she wants to explode.
"I don't know who this 'JD' is, but if I ever found out, there will be one less woman in the universe!"
I can't say it to Deanna, of course, but a Klingon enjoys women fighting over him; I just wish I knew who 'JD' was.
Probably some wrinkled old woman hundreds of years old.