Sunday, April 08, 2007

Easter Bunny Hunt

Deanna Troi is looking delighted; well she might, as the chocolate Easter eggs are about to be handed out.

This chocolate-mad Betazoid always goes for the extra-yummy GigaEgg.

"The ship has stopped." says Data, just as I am bringing in the bag of eggs, with Deanna already in pole position to grab the big egg.

"What is the reason, Mr Data." I ask.

"It would seem that a few vital components have gone missing from Engineering" he replies.

Suddenly there is a flash and I notice our uniforms have changed; we are all wearing yellow rabbit costumes. There is only one answer to this.

"Q!!!" I shout.

"You called, Jean-Luc?" Q answers as he appears, "My, oh, my, Starfleet uniforms do appear to have changed. Do you think you will charm you enemies wearing those?"

"You're responsible for these aren't you?" I reply angrily.

"Oh, go on, Jean-Luc, I confess." Q laughs, "It was me that put these charming bunny costumes on you. Don't forget it is Easter."

"I refuse to be dressed as an Easter Bunny!" declares Worf, "A Klingon warrior should not be seen like this."

"Nor should a Borg drone!" says Seven of Nine, "The Borg Queen shall hear of this!"

"Don't be party poopers you two!" teases Q, "Just enjoy the Easter celebrations."

I must admit inwardly I smiled at seeing Worf and Seven in yellow Easter Bunny outfits, though I would never tell Q that!

"Get us out of these uniforms right now, Q" I demand.

"Not before we have an Easter Treasure Hunt." he replies, "I've scattered the eggs around the ship and put a component in them. Take the eggs to Engineering and then the Enterprise engines will work again. You won't be able to go or get your uniforms back until you complete the task."

Q vanishes.

"What do we do now, Captain?" asks Geordi, who is carrying an egg basket with him.

"If we go out there, the crew will see us and we'll get laughed at." Riker reasons, "We'll never live it down."

"Perhaps we can confiine the crew to quarters?" suggests Bev.

"That's a good idea." I tell her, and begin to speak to the others in the ship on the intercom.

Nothing works.

"Q has even thought of that." Geordi says to himself, "We're going to have to go out there."

"I agree, Mr La Forge." I say, "Let's get it over with."

For the next half an hour, we are running around the ship carrying a basket each and looking for eggs. The crew stand by watching, with poorly suppressed giggles as I carry my Easter basket around. I find one in my sonic shower; Beverly finds one behind her monitor in the SickBay, Seven locates an egg in her alcove, Riker finds one in the donut machine, Deanna in Ten Forward, Geordi in The Sands.

Eventually all the others are found and Q reappears,

"Well done, Jean-Luc!" Q smiles, "You have a staff with a keen nose for chocolate, especially Counselor Troi."

Our uniforms appear back on.

"You've all done very well." Q continues, "As a little reward, you can all have three GigaEggs each."

They appear, much to the delight of Deanna, who seems to have forgotten everything around her, and has her eyes just on the GigaEggs.

"Until the next time, Jean-Luc..." Q says with a teasing smile....

Time to close this entry; I've got three eggs that need my attention.

Happy Easter!


Author's note: Don't forget that the next post will be my 400th. It will also include a special imaginary story! Be sure to drop in!


Carmi said...

Congratulations on your impending milestone, Jean-Luc. How cool is that!

It's our luck that you've been so prolific. And it's our luck that you will continue to do so.

Here's to hundreds more!

Anonymous said...

LOL!! The Captain and Worf in bunny suits!! With furry tails!!!!


And many congrats, Captain, on the 400th post! I can't wait to read it!

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Anonymous said...

Carmi is definitely right - we're very lucky indeed to have such a wonderful place to visit! I love it every time!

Miscellaneous-Mum said...

Wow - I've only just discovered you at post 399.

Why haven't I been here sooner?!?!?

Titania Starlight said...

400th post! Congrats to all your hard work.

By the way, loved what Q did. It sounds that in the end everyone truly had fun. :o)

Darth Nepharia said...

Hmph! Bunny costumes -- honestly, how *could* you allow it?

Did Q leave any matzo's around the ship for those of us that do not celebrate Easter? ;D

Nightwing said...

What a way to celebrate easter then dressing up as an easter bunny and going on an easter egg hunt! Happy Easter, Jean-Luc.
P.S. your head reminds me of an easter egg.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

counselor troi has nothing on my keen sense of smell for chocolate, nope, nothing at all!! ha ha ha

and somehow i just KNEW there would be chocolate here today, i was NOT disappointed captain!!!

chocolate faced smiles, bee

Gyrobo said...

Remember, if you don't plant those GigaEggs by the next harvest moon, they'll hatch into raptors.

Erifia's Author said...

Congrats! You've got a X2 multiplier on me, Captain!

Mykol said...

400th! That is a lot more than I got which is like, 4. so you got 100x the blog than I have! until I add more posts which will be in a long time...

rashbre said...

400...I was here but the Galactic Easter Bunny seems to be a bit late dropping the momentous entry! :-)

Merlyn Gabriel said...

woot 400

will read it when we get back from away!


Jean-Luc Picard said...

The 400th will be published Tuesday night English time. Thanks for your good wishes so far.

Bee, I knew you'd mention about the chocolate!

Misc Mum, look in the archives; there are plenty of older entries to enjoy.

Carina, thanks for that comment.

Anonymous said...

Captain, just visualizing this spectacle has me wiping tears of laughter...I'd pay good money to see you in a bunny suit! I look forward to #400...

The Mistress of the Dark said...

OH my! That Q has a lot of orneryness up his sleeve, doesn't he!

Vegeta said...

congrats Captian!

TrueJerseyGirl said...

LOL at the thought of the whole gang in bunny suits!

And congrats on your 400th - will be back to read it!

Rowan said...

What fun! I would love to have been there. I could have enjoyed quite a laugh with Q.


Congrats on the 400th post.

Linda said...

Hope you had a happy Easter and am looking forward to your 400th post! I'm sure it will be very special - just like the rest of your blog!

Ellee said...

400 spaceship posts is an incredible achievement, I am really looking forward to it.

Bea said...

LOVE DA BUNNIES!!!! And congrats on the 400th post Jean Luc!

Professor Xavier said...

I'll get in the Q to wish you congratulations on your upcoming 400th!

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Bernard said...

Wooohhoooooo!! 400! Massive celebrations!

I wonder whether you do tags, Capt?

Nic said...

Hey there my dear Captain! It's my 400th - you'd better put yours up too b/c I've linked you on my page! :)

Jen said...

How fun! I wish we could hire Q to do parties at my house!

400, that's a lot! I think you're doing a great job with this blog, it must be a lot of hard work to write all these stories. I'm really impressed! I'll check back in for your big post :-)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Thanks so much for all you kind comments. It really makes it worth the effort to write!

Bernard, I'm in the midst of writing a Category list on the sidebar.

Nic, we must write in tandem! I'll be seeing you blog as well.

Jaime H. said...

Oh, Q!! I go away and he comes for a visit!

That was truly funny!

And congrats on your 400th post!!

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