Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Annual Borg Queen Conference



Guest Poster: The Borg Queen

This is always a tough time for the Borg; the Queens who rule particular areas and cubes are having their annual conference.

There are those that always want to say more than they want to, and others who think we should be more friendly towards other races and not just assimilate them.

We have no time for those type. The Borg are supreme! Assimilation is the answer!

Sorry, I think I was getting carried away there. This tends to happen just as the thrill of getting another race on our books gives me an excited feeling.

And then there is the Troi Borg Queen...



She is always the talk of the Conference water coolers. She is loud, disruptive, and wants to do things her own way. Now the Queen of cube Unimatrix 02, she comes from an alternate universe where the Borg rule everywhere. As a result, she is even more controlling than we are. Naturally, her primary target of assimilation is Deanna Troi.

We all sit down to discuss matters; this year, the Unimatrix10 Queen is Chairborg. Troi looks like she is waiting with a list of things to say.

"Article One is about the current state of Borg race assimilation." says the Chairborg.

Troi jumps in.

"Well, I say we are not doing enough!" she quickly speaks, "We need to take over the universe quickly and efficiently. Too many races are starting to fight back."

A few of the others nod their heads in agreement, however I rebuke her.

"BorgQueen Troi," I tell her, "You will address your remarks through the Chairborg. Do not have sudden outbursts, otherwise you will be ejected from the chamber."

She grumbles and quietens down. The Chairborg continues.

"While I do not welcome Troi's noisy interruption" she tells us, "She is in essence correct. The Race Assimilation Report shows we are 20% down on the previous year. More must be done with recruitment, persuasion and assimilation."

All nod their heads. Troi interrupts again.

"What about the Enterprise?" she asks, "Why are we not allowed to assimilate that? Locutus would be a great asset to our cause. We were even helping them with their Christmas party and lending our resident group The Strolling Drones to them for cabaret!"

"You will be silent!" the Chairborg tells Troi.

"If I may speak, Madam Chairborg?" I say.

"The Chair recognises the Queen of Unimatrix o1." she states.

"The Enterprise is not being touched," I tell the conference, "Because we have placed our agent Seven of Nine on board to learn aboard human ways. This will help us greatly in the future. Observing their party techniques has benifited the Collective greatly. In due course, Seven of Nine will be placed on the Federation ship that is lost in the Delta Quadrant."

"Thank you." says the Chairborg, all whisper sounds of approval, except Troi.

"What of Species 8472?" shouts Troi with annoyance.

"I would have removed you now." the Chairborg tells her, "Except that is the next item on the Agenda. What is the Report on how we are progressing against them?"

The Queen of Unimatrix 14 stands up. She is looking unusually nervous. The news is looking bad.

"I h-have to report." she stammers, "T-that at t-this moment in time, we are l-losing!"

She sits down slowly.

A shock goes round the room.

"How have we allowed this to happen?" says the Chairborg in a demanding voice.

"I guess they are better than us tactically, with stronger firepower" suggests the Queen of Unimatrix 05, "Besides that, we did start the war against them."

The Chairborg looks livid, snaps her fingers, and four drones come in and escort the Unimatrix 05 Queen away.

I think there may be a vacancy in that cube very soon.

"Meeting is over!" the Chairborg announces, "Carry on assimilating!"

----

Before we head off to our cubes, Troi and I have a drink of coffee together.

"Mark my words." the Troi Borg Queen tells me, "Sooner or later, I'll get the Enterprise, especially that Deanna Troi!"

22 comments:

Michael Manning said...

Please send Troi Bog Queen over here when she has some free time! :)

WindWhisperer said...

Ooh La La the Troi Borg Queen...I see hordes of assimilation volunteers, a stampede actually.

Leon said...

I agree with WindWhisperer. I'd love to get in that tight latex suit. Plus she's actualy got hair.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

If Species 8472 wins, they won't come after us will they?

Linda said...

I'm getting the idea that most of the male population read no further than up to that picture! Well, except for Jon that is!

Barbara said...

Resistance is futile. Watch out Troi.

Henchman432 said...

Oh boy...

Miss Trashahassee said...

Why wasn't I invited to the Queen conference?

bff,
mISS t

Titania Starlight said...

Whoa! Where's the fire extinguisher? I want to get one of those latex suits. :o)~

Merlyn Gabriel said...

holy tight suit batman!

I am grateful the Empire does not require us to wear that sort of thing!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

How does she get into the suit! Yikes! I guess Borg Queens don't go to the bathroom either.

Tim said...

Maybe they spray the suit on....

Ellee said...

Glad to see these Borg Queens are real women and not size 0.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

It seems like the Troi Borg Queen's outfit was very popular. If the Borg need an assimilation sales brochure, she'd have to be on the cover!

Titania, I think those suits are only available in 'certain' shops.

Merlyn, maybe Lord Vader will make it a new directive to wear them?

Ellee, I agree. Here's to real women, rather than size zero.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hi capt., how's it going? just stopping by for a look around...

smiles, bee

squirrel said...

Now that's a group of women to have on your side. I hate to make an enemy of them!

Carina said...

"The Race Assimilation Report shows we are 20% down on the previous year. More must be done with recruitment, persuasion and assimilation."

LOL - the thought of the Borg embarking on an assimilation advertising campaign made me smile! Imagine trying to market THAT! :D

Miss Trashahassee said...

Hmmmmph!

Love and BFF,
Miss T

Professor Xavier said...

I am never going to get tired of that picture of Troi. If she wants to try out for the X-Men, I can wave that whole "has to be a mutant" requirement.

Mother Jones RN said...

All I can say is, "WoW."


MJ

Mr Farty said...

Troi Borg Queen can assimilate me anyday. Yowza. etc.

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