TWQ (The Weekend Question) asks you to create a message:
You have been asked to write a brief thought, phrase or sentiment that will be placed in lots of fortune cookies. What will you write?
My answers are:
I would write: 'Warning: eat the cookie but not the paper'
or: 'He who laughs lasts does not get the joke'
Now it's over to you:
39 comments:
Good morning, Captain. My message would be: "Be alert. The world needs more lerts." Dumb, huh?
Michele sent me your way early this morning. Have a great day!
DUCK!!!
Hmmm, let me think about this one.
Just wanted to wish you a great weekend.
Take care, Meow
Captain, my message would read: "That's the way the cookie crumbles..."
Mine would say "Don't Worry. Be Happy!!!"
Here from Micheles
Simple:
"This statement is false"
You ate the food, now it's time to pay the bill.
Oh, I'm not good at this sort of thing, but I enjoy reading them--one like I came across awhile back was http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/
good morning, and thanks for visiting!
LOL at both of your fortunes! I would have so many I wouldn't know where to start!
Mine would be, You may find a new friend in a strange place.
Etrange, n'est-ce pas?
Drop by for a slice.
Here from Michele's.
Thats not chicken.
"You will be hungry again in one hour."
I love fortune cookies, how about: "treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself".
My son would write one which says:
Eat more chicken.
You will receive a fortune cookie.
'To use up the calories in this biscuit you need to run two kilometres.'
My daughter laid this bit of wisdom on us last night, and I think it would be perfect in a fortune cookie"
Home is where the chocolate is.
Watch more Star Trek.
You will eat a cookie that tastes like cardboard.
Mine would say,
"Don't Eat the Cookie!"
which is only funny if someone paranoid gets the fortune but hey.
"For you now, heaven is just a few heartbeats away"
Pretty words... with a razor's edge...
Cheers!
Thanks for stopping by my blog. You are new so just wanted to say HI!! Sandy
I would probably put the same type of pearls of wisdom as found on Jaba's site (http://jaba-jawin.blogspot.com/): "The key to his/her heart has not been lost: the locks were changed because you are a psycho" or something to that effect.
Undoubtedly the best one I ever received was during a convention where I fell in with a group of people. Within this group were two young men, each of whom was seeking my affection. Of course I discouraged neither of them.
The group went out for Chinese food at the end of the week and my cookie read "Love on triangle, not on square."
What did you expect? The truth?
There is no such thing as LUCK.
Guess where I was before here?
Keep on truckin
Don't use your paddle as a crowbar
He who hesitates should not enter the 100 meter dash
Find true love, adopt a pet
Do not wear a red shirt if you work for Starfleet
Warning paper edges may be sharp.
Love pads
hmmmm, that's a good one!....
....hmmmm, let me think....
i know, i would write:
"check out my Blog for information on the fun fulled evening in Vancouver on Thursday October 26 ~ don't delay, DO IT NOW!"
cheers
pj
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.
They are great; you all have far-reaching imaginations. Thanks to all the new people as well.
I love the "That wasn't chicken" one... I think that wins!!!
I was going to say "Have you seen your cat lately?", along those same lines.
Hey sorry I missed the blogaversary bash...it's been a bit crazy around here.
Here via michele!
I enjoyed reading everyone else's answers, J-L.
Here's a good quote I'd use:
"The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which he sees me".
Meister Eckhart (and Michele sent me)
G'mornin' C'ptn!
My fortune would be.
He who is smiling is not paying the bill.
Have a great one.
Thanks for coming by. My fortune would say:
"The possibilities in your life are endless."
Love passionately, laugh continually and live longly.
Here from Michele's........
Bad : "It may be that your sole purpose it life is to serve as a warning to others"
Weird: "Now is the time to make circles with mints"
Student: "if you run from this place, they will not follow"
Enough, I think and hi today from Michele.
rashbre
ps I think this would make a good Thursday Thirteen list!
"Your stalker is in this restaurant"
Definitely not for the paranoid...
You will be hungry later.
Or...
Why did you eat all that food?
Quite worthwhile material, thanks for your post.
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Thank you for your article, really effective piece of writing.
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