Saturday, October 21, 2006

TWQ: Cookie Message

TWQ (The Weekend Question) asks you to create a message:

You have been asked to write a brief thought, phrase or sentiment that will be placed in lots of fortune cookies. What will you write?

My answers are:

I would write: 'Warning: eat the cookie but not the paper'

or: 'He who laughs lasts does not get the joke'

Now it's over to you:

39 comments:

Karen said...

Good morning, Captain. My message would be: "Be alert. The world needs more lerts." Dumb, huh?

Michele sent me your way early this morning. Have a great day!

Ciera said...

DUCK!!!

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Hmmm, let me think about this one.
Just wanted to wish you a great weekend.
Take care, Meow

Rob Whatman said...

Captain, my message would read: "That's the way the cookie crumbles..."

Mike said...

Mine would say "Don't Worry. Be Happy!!!"

Here from Micheles

Anonymous said...

Simple:

"This statement is false"

Professor Xavier said...

You ate the food, now it's time to pay the bill.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm not good at this sort of thing, but I enjoy reading them--one like I came across awhile back was http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/

good morning, and thanks for visiting!

Moogie said...

LOL at both of your fortunes! I would have so many I wouldn't know where to start!

Anonymous said...

Mine would be, You may find a new friend in a strange place.

Etrange, n'est-ce pas?

Drop by for a slice.

Here from Michele's.

Miss Cellania said...

Thats not chicken.

Jana said...

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

Anonymous said...

I love fortune cookies, how about: "treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself".

Jana said...

My son would write one which says:

Eat more chicken.

Nic said...

You will receive a fortune cookie.

Eleanor Burne-Jones said...

'To use up the calories in this biscuit you need to run two kilometres.'

Jen said...

My daughter laid this bit of wisdom on us last night, and I think it would be perfect in a fortune cookie"

Home is where the chocolate is.

Jaime said...

Watch more Star Trek.

Anonymous said...

You will eat a cookie that tastes like cardboard.

Lahdeedah said...

Mine would say,

"Don't Eat the Cookie!"

which is only funny if someone paranoid gets the fortune but hey.

Chris W. said...

"For you now, heaven is just a few heartbeats away"

Pretty words... with a razor's edge...

Cheers!

Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. You are new so just wanted to say HI!! Sandy

Nepharia said...

I would probably put the same type of pearls of wisdom as found on Jaba's site (http://jaba-jawin.blogspot.com/): "The key to his/her heart has not been lost: the locks were changed because you are a psycho" or something to that effect.

Undoubtedly the best one I ever received was during a convention where I fell in with a group of people. Within this group were two young men, each of whom was seeking my affection. Of course I discouraged neither of them.

The group went out for Chinese food at the end of the week and my cookie read "Love on triangle, not on square."

-tnchick- said...

What did you expect? The truth?

There is no such thing as LUCK.

Guess where I was before here?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Keep on truckin

Don't use your paddle as a crowbar

He who hesitates should not enter the 100 meter dash

Find true love, adopt a pet

Do not wear a red shirt if you work for Starfleet

pads said...

Warning paper edges may be sharp.

Love pads

dragonflyfilly said...

hmmmm, that's a good one!....
....hmmmm, let me think....

i know, i would write:
"check out my Blog for information on the fun fulled evening in Vancouver on Thursday October 26 ~ don't delay, DO IT NOW!"

cheers
pj

Anonymous said...

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

They are great; you all have far-reaching imaginations. Thanks to all the new people as well.

Panthergirl said...

I love the "That wasn't chicken" one... I think that wins!!!

I was going to say "Have you seen your cat lately?", along those same lines.

Hey sorry I missed the blogaversary bash...it's been a bit crazy around here.

Here via michele!

kenju said...

I enjoyed reading everyone else's answers, J-L.

Here's a good quote I'd use:

"The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which he sees me".

Meister Eckhart (and Michele sent me)

The Mistress of the Dark said...

G'mornin' C'ptn!

My fortune would be.

He who is smiling is not paying the bill.

Have a great one.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for coming by. My fortune would say:

"The possibilities in your life are endless."

Anonymous said...

Love passionately, laugh continually and live longly.
Here from Michele's........

rashbre said...

Bad : "It may be that your sole purpose it life is to serve as a warning to others"

Weird: "Now is the time to make circles with mints"

Student: "if you run from this place, they will not follow"

Enough, I think and hi today from Michele.

rashbre

ps I think this would make a good Thursday Thirteen list!

Anonymous said...

"Your stalker is in this restaurant"

Definitely not for the paranoid...

Paperback Writer said...

You will be hungry later.

Or...

Why did you eat all that food?

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