I have been tagged by the delightful Xtessa, who used her charm to evade the sensors and the shields. I am supposed to write 20 random facts about myself and tag the same amount of people that it takes minutes to complete it. Don't worry, this won't happen!
1: I have to have Earl Grey tea before I can start a staff meeting.
2: I have a artificial heart; Riker asked me the other day if it ever get rusty.
3: After being told by Deanna Troi that if she ever marries Will, there would have to be a nude ceremony on Betazed in which all attendees are unclothed, I had a stress pill.
4: I had another one when I was told I would have to be Best Man.
5: I bear an uncanny resemblance to Professor Charles Xavier
6: I tried to have Wesley Crusher put in the cargo hold of the airplane we travelled in to Portugal this year.
7: I pleaded with the head of Starfleet Academy to accept Wesley, otherwise he might end up in an airlock.
8: Whenever I am philosophical, I strut around quoting lines from Shakespeare plays.
9: I tried on Geordi's visor once; it gave me a headache that lasted a week.
10: I have the key to the restroom on the Enterprise.
11: It was me who wrote 'I Luv Bev' on the mirror.
12: I can't remember what 'The Picard Manouvre Is'.
13: Last week, I sent off six job applications for Riker to try.
14: I'm always listening to see if Data's programming goes awry and he uses a contraction.
15: Guinan poured a drink over me yesterday when I asked her how old she was.
16: Worf wasn't keen on seeing the ballet that was on the other night.
17: I've looked in the Starship manual parts catalogue and ordered a broadband system.
18: Guinan also said an actor in the 2oth & 21st Century also bore a resemblance to me.
19: Riker told me the first time I said "Make it so", he thought I said "Make it GO."
20: I'm still trying to figure out who the voice of the ship's computer reminds me of.
Well that's it. Shall I tag someone? Who said, "Yes, as long as it's not me"?
Sorry, but Tigerlily has drawn the short straw.