Guest Poster: Karena
My mother, who is Queen Diana of the planet Wondawowman, is visiting Earth and walking with me in the Starfleet Mall area.
We have come to find a wedding dress suitable for my marriage to Wesley.
"Mother!" I quietly whisper as she prods an individual with her spear, "You cannot expect everybody to bow down before you if they approach."
"But I am a Queen!" she protests, "That last one was a mere man anyway."
"That's true." I reply, "But we are on Earth, and things can't be just as they are on our planet.
My mother grumbles at this, "I don't see why we have to come here anyway, Karena. All the other Amazonians get their wedding day battle armour handmade."
"That's true." I answer, "But Helena is known for making the best...and you do want the best for your Princess daughter, don't you?"
"Yes, of course." she grumbles.
That tactic always works.
"Look!" I exclaim, "We're here!" I see the familiar sign.
"Helena bought this company a while ago." I continue, "Now it caters excusively for Amazons. If you're one, you'll get anything you want."
"Interesting." Diana says, "Let's see what they have."
"Greetings." says a statuesque woman who advances forward, "I am Helena, owner of Amazon. What can I do for you?"
"I am Queen Diana of Wondawowman." explains my mother in her most authoritarian voice, "I would like you to supply battle armour wedding dress for my daughter, the Princess Karena."
"I am most honoured to be in your presence." Helena answers, "I'm sure I will be able to help, come into the Wedding Room and I'll show you our range."
To be continued...
18 comments:
I can't WAIT to see what the dress looks like. You *are* going to have pictures aren't you?
Jean-luc: we must stop meeting like this. Has everybody gone to the moon? Michele sends her best.
Hmm, well, this is certainly gives me a new angle to look at Amazon from! I knew they carried a lot of stuff but battle armor wedding gowns? Who knew?!?
Hmmmmm, a Royal wedding.
Oh, does that mean that there will be royal wedding in real life? Prince William and Kate? Cat? Whatever her name is :)
Oh, this is going to be good...
this is what I'm going to look forward to if I stay with Wonder Girl isn't it?
This wedding armor should be interesting
nothing like a wedding
when do the invited go out?
Don't you want to wear a white dress?
Hey what about for the honey moon? Dont forget to get something to wear for that ;)
Even Karena has wedding dress problems huh?
shopping for wedding dresses is always such a hassle.
shame danny is in a coma he could help
weddings bah
Do Amazonian mothers cry at weddings? And, if so, does their armor rust?
Some interesting points there.
Cumudgeon, I suppose an amazon's armour might rust if they cry!
Sky, too bad you don't like weddings, Seven would like to have attended with you.
Vampirella, I'm sure the invites will go out soon.
Linda, now you know. Amazon has everything.
Nepharia, MOTD, yes, I do have a picture of Karena in her battle armour wedding dress, but it won't be unveiled until the wedding day. In Part Two, I'll show some she looks through, but not the actual one!
I love this, JLP! "Queen Diana of Wondawoman". The owner of Amazon looks pretty dang fierce herself!
great blog
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