Sunday, August 24, 2008

Wesley & Karena's Honeymoon (Part One)



Guest Poster: Karena

Having just married my honeybunch Wesley Crusher, the two of us are on our honeymoon.

We have programmed our shuttlecraft to take us to Gemini II, one of the most popular planets in the galaxy for couples on their honeymoon.

I must admit that it was very useful to have the computer plot the course to take us. Wes and I were too busy err.... celebrating our marriage in the back of the shuttle.

"Gemini II within range." states the computer.

Drat. It was just getting interesting. I'm sure the computer did that just to stop the fun.

Wes and I touch down just outside the honeymoon complex. I get my spear and we head out.



"Do you think we need that, pumpkin?" he asks me, "After all, we're on our honeymoon, not a starship Away Team."

"You never know when we'll need it, Wes." I answer, and we head to the hotel.

Once we enter the Starlight Hotel, we walk to the reception. The man standing there looks rather strange, blond, with a moustouche and dark blazer, like something men on earth might have worn in the late 20th century.



"I'm Karena, and this is my husband Wesley Crusher." I inform him, "We are here for our honeymoon."

"I bet you are, I bet you are, nudge nudge, say no more." he answers.

"Sorry." asks Wes, "I don't know what you mean, just show us to our room."

"Oh yes." the receptionist continues, "Quiet room, lots of privacy, say no more, nods as good as a wink."

At this stage, Wes and I are getting a little irritated.

"Look." I say, gripping my spear firmly, "We're here for a quiet honeymoon, we'll have a 'do not disturb' on our door and..."

"Ooooh!!" he exclaims, "A 'do not disturb.'sign....I bet you do, I bet you do, nudge, nudge, say no more...tell me...do you like sonic showers....?

That's enough!

Wes is about to answer, but I leap over the counter and hoist the receptionist up on a peg, leaving him hanging by his blazer. I take the room key off him, and as Wes and I walk away, I turn round and smile saying "Say no more!"

To be continued...

17 comments:

Gordon said...

Trust you to get the "basil fawlty" of the hotel industry...
I've already sent a memo to "HQ" about that one and he'll be replaced as quick as we can get a new one out
Karena dear if you feel like spearing him, feel free it might save us the trouble later, you have the choice of course of not doing that and thus the choice of where he gets reallocated.
If only the borg queen liked me a little more I'd have him assimilated but those last 2 "interior designers" didn't go down as well as I'd hoped.

Epiphany said...

Karena means business on her honeymoon!! I don't blame her. I would have done the same thing. :)

eastcoastlife said...

I was wondering why she brought the spear with her on her honeymoon. Wes better be careful. :)

And God help those who cross Karena's path!

swirly girl said...

I LOVE it! I really enjoy people who entertain me whilst just being themselves. Karena = hilarity.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Anybody who knows 'Monty Python' will recognise Eric Idle in his 'nudge nudge' persona.

ECL, Karena will need her spear later on, as you will see.

Vince Briefs said...

This is what I have to look forward to isn't it? Since somone taught Cassandra what tthe word "Marriage" is. I blame Spoiler. Sigh honeymoon with a Batgirl... Let's just hope we don't run into that giu I don't think he'll like Batarangs

The Curmudgeon said...

Brilliant, eh? *nudge, nudge* *wink, wink* Say no more!

SHI said...

WAY to GO Karena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merlyn Gabriel said...

*giggle!!!
sounds like they might be having a fun time on their honeymoon!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Mmmm Eric!!! My favorite Pythoner :)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ah, honeymoons...

Amanda said...

See its handy to have wives like Karena!

zyriana.com said...

She's quite ready for the honeymoon! :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Karena might be ready for the honeymoon...is Wes?

Linda said...

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat but apparently Karena has no sense of humor! Say no more! Say no more!

I doubt that she silly-walked off to the honeymoon suite either!

Heading over for Part II now!

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