Ah well, today's my birthday. Another mile on the clock.
Best not to think like that. After all, it is 'my day'. Never mind the fact that it's another digit.
I get a video call from Admiral Hollister.
"Ah, Captain Picard." he announces cheerfully, "May I wish you a Happy Birthday?"
"Thank you sir." I answer. I can see what's coming here.
"Another year older." he comments, "Before long, it'll be time to receive that gold watch and head off into the sunset."
"I have no plans to retire, sir." I answer sharply.
"Ah well." he answers, "I know we have many fine young officers here in Starfleet who are waiting to fill.."
"Thank you for your good wishes, Admiral." I say gruffily, and switch the viewer off. I I get any more of those sort of messages, there will be trouble.
I head out of my quarters. Deanna sees me and walks with me to the Bridge.
"Happy Birthday, Captain!" she says in a friendly manner and gives me a peck on the cheek, "It's good to see you're still here. After all, the responsibilities of being the Captain of the Enterprise must weigh heavily on a man of your age."
Aaaaggh! I say nothing.
We reach the Bridge, and everyone there wishes me a Happy Birthday. Riker congratulates me on reaching this age. Is he trying to say something?
"No one would have reached your age in the Terran Empire." comments T'Pol, "They are deemed unsuitable to command a ship and are removed."
I dread to think what 'removed' means to T'Pol.
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A few hours later, we are all in Ten Forward, enjoying the birthday party that has been set up. The hologram Vic Fontaine is leading everybody in a song:
"Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear Captain,
Happy Birthday to you."
There is a big cheer and Bev steps forward with a present.
"This is a present that we thought you would really like, Jean-Luc." she says to me.
I open it and see what it says.
Do you have a holodeck? Are you a pontential actor? Congratulations! Live out your fantasies in this, The Shakesperian Holoprogram. All the plays are here. You can live any role in them. This program is more real than typical programs. It's like no program you've had before!!
"It's wonderful, Bev" I tell her, "Just what I wanted." We kiss.
The dancing starts, and I lead Bev off in a waltz, while the others dance away.
While getting a Klingon Bloodwine, I hear Riker and Deanna talking to each other about something.
"Are you sure it's safe?" Deanna asks him, "I heard that you had to get it from someone in an alleyway."
"Don't worry, Deanna." Riker replies, "He assured me it was perfectly alright, just a little bit experimental, and hadn't been officially released. We were lucky to get the Program ahead of release time, or we wouldn't have had anything to give him."
Deanna notices I am listening, and she nudges Riker. They suddenly start talking about the good food that was served at the party.
I wonder what that was all about? Anyway, I'll be looking forward to trying the Program soon.
Time to get dancing with Bev again. The smooch numbers are coming up!
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Author's Note:
As 14th January is my birthday, I''ve received the unabridged version of Philippa Gregory's novel 'The Boleyn Inheritance', as it is what I asked for. There were no Shakesperian Holoprograms available!
31 comments:
YEA!! I'm the first to wish you a Happy, Happy Birthday, Captain!
May the coming year bring you much happiness, jlp! xoxo
I wish you a very Happy Birthday. May you have a year of new discoveries and blessings. :o)
Take care.
Felicitations on the occasion of your natal day, Captain.
And I hope you got a gift receipt with that program... TAKE IT BACK WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!
(Even if you have to take it back to an alley.)
Else you may suffer the most unkindest cut of all... a birthday present that ruins your birthday....
Happy Birthday, Captain!
Happy happy happy happy happy happy birthday dear Captain and many light years to come (gosh that sounds cheesy - but I meant it)!
A wish for a very happy birthday goes out to the good Captain! Please don't have too interesting of a day!
Yeah, Id wait till the Shakesperian Holoprgram is out of 'beta' first LOL!!!
Happy Birthday! And Many More!
When you have a moment stop by my place for a little something
Cheers!
Aw, Happy Birthday! I hope the day just gets better and better :-)
That sounds like an interesting book. You'll have to review it for us when you're done! I just finished up "I am Legend," which was very different from the movie, but very good!
Hugs on your special day!
Happy B-day Captain. I've heard that book is excellent too! :)
happy birthday jean-luc
Happy Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you have a fantastic day.
Happy Birthday dear Jean-Luc.
have a lovely day, God Bless.
Happy Birthday Captain, at least you kinda get things over and done with for the year quickly instead of having to wait like me :P
Happy Birthday, Captain! I enjoy reading your posts.
Ah to be or not to be. Unfortunately, my hologram birthday program malfunctioned, and I have reliving my birthday every day for years. Its not so bad. I mean its always the same program. I am stuck on this Borg cubicle of women, and not one ever has a headache, but these are a new generation of Borg women, and while my computer program no longer computes, these Borg women have really hooked me up! So much for a regular birthday, and I wish you a good read ... I have no time! (and I do not miss 7 of 9!)
Thanks everyone for those good wishes.
I've had a super day, booking the day off and having a lesuirely day opening cards and presents. plus watching good tv in the afternoon.
In the next post, I'll be trying that Shakesperian Program, fool that I am.
Happy, happy birthday! All the best to you!
I can't wait to read about your adventures with Shakespeare!
Happy birthday my friend!
Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday to you!
From the Crew of the USS Discovery B, a big hug!
Of course... we don't want to break your old bones...
:: giggles! ::
Happy Birthday today and for a thousand years to come! And may we all be there to count them!
Hey, happy birthday!!! Hope you have a wonderful one and many more to come!
happy birthday from florida captain!!! is there cake?
smiles, bee
Thayt program sounds cool What could go wrong? Famous last words
Happy Birthday, Jean-Luc! Mine's in two weeks.
Happy Birthday Captain! If that was Deanna in the photo, I would have swept her away so fast from the party ! I have a tough time keeping track of these beautiful women. It must be a delightful burden! ;)
Happy Birthday Cap'n! Oh happy happy HAPPY bday!
You are the best Captain EVER!
Have a good one Jean Luc! You deserve the best!
Monica
I am so sorry to be wishing you Happy Birthday a day late - damn those 16-hour shifts that I work on Mondays!
I hope that it was happy in many ways and that you have many, many more to share with us here and elsewhere!
Best wishes for a fantastic year!!
Thank you all for your wishes. It just shows what a great group of blogfriends I have.
Happy Birthday, Captain!!! Sorry I'm so late with the well wishes! Been a bit tied up. Hope it was a grand day!
Why isn't T'pol in the Brig?
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