Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Journey From Wondawowman (Part Two)



Guest Poster: Deanna Troi

It's hardly a fun time with Royalty on board!

Bev and I are effectively commanding the ship while escorting Queen Diana and her daughter Princess Nexa from their home planet of Wondawowman. The Queen's daughter Karena is receiving a prize at the Academy, and she wants to attend.

The Cappy has been forced to stay in the background, as the Amazons only recognise women as being in charge. That's a hoot! giggle!

The Queen has enjoyed a lot of films in the Enterprise cinema, particularly She and And God Created Woman.

Nexa has been more troublesome.



She has been practising fighting with holographic Amazons; she insists on having the Safety off; naturally, she still wins.

Nexa is a real predator; she is angry at her sister Karena for defeating her in the battle for Wesley. I hope she doesn't try and win him back.

She has looked at other crewmembers as potential mates. She was interested in Worf and Geordi, but Jadzia and Trisha made it clear they belonged to them. Though she was annoyed, imn the interests of Diplomacy, she went no further. She also actually asked me if Ro Laren had a mate.

I wonder what that meant?

I know that later on I saw Ro who was very red-faced after talking to the Princess. When I asked why, she said "Don't ask!!"

Later, Nexa walks up to Seven.

"Do you wish to be an Amazon of Wondawowman, Seven?" she asks her.

"No thank you," she replies, "The Borg will assimilate the planet, and we shall be Amazons then."

Nexa laughs.

"The Amazons shall vanquish all oppressors!" she tells Seven.

It's hard getting everyone to say the right thing; I don't always! Giggle! Bev and I keep telling them, "Don't say anything to antagonise them, don't mention Captain Picard or Commander Riker. It's a girls-only trip!"

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We are having a formal dinner before the Enterprise arrives at Earth. Queen Diana asks me a question.

"That Picard person and the bearded fellow I saw when we arrived." she starts.

"Do you wish him and Commander Riker to join us at dinner, your Majesty?" I ask.

"Certainly not!" she replies with a horrified voice, "They may serve the meal as we eat; it seemed they had good waiter potential."

I manage not to giggle until she leaves.

I'm going to have a tough time telling Will and the Cappy that they are serving!

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The next morning, the two are ready to beam down; the Cappy is still in the background, his face a picture of irritation after serving the night before.

He shouldn't have accidentally tipped the soup into the Queen's lap. giggle!

To be continued...

24 comments:

The Curmudgeon said...

Lucky you're just in the background there, Jean Luc, and not in the brig! In the interest of interstellar amity, I would have thought Troi would have had to send you there.

Ellee said...

Nexa looks a handful, good luck.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

I love those Amazonians who are so right in recognizing that only women are in charge. So very true.

WindWhisperer said...

Did they give you a tip Captain? I hope so, and I hope it was generous...you deserve it! (the tip, that is, not the treatment).

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

is am empress royalty? ha ha ha

smiles, bee

craziequeen said...

Worf? Geordie? What's wrong with Jean-Luc and Riker?? Age is not necessarily a bad thing.....

Next thing they'll be propositioning Data.......

cq

Titania Starlight said...

Are you sure he tipped the soup by accident? Hmmmmm... inquiring minds want to know. :o)~

Linda said...

Perhaps you need to get these two set up with Ensign Britney!

Mykol said...

Perhaps there could be a little "accident" with the air lock...

squirrel said...

Oh my! I can't believe the Captian actually served dinner! But I can believe he "accidentally" spilled the soup! HA!

Kønig Hasemörder said...

Tonight we dine in...

Merlyn Gabriel said...

tsk tsk Captain... it's not like you to be so clumsy.

keep your chin up!

-merly

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I'd probably have tipped the soup in her lap too!

Jaime H. said...

I'm sure the soup incident was just an innocent error...

Jen said...

Wonderwoman! Did you guys get taht show with Lynda Carter in the UK? I loved that show when I was a little girl...

We're still alive, barely.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

As if I would tip the soup in her lap (cough!).

Jen, Yes, we had 'Wonder Woman' in the UK. I fondly remember the theme tune...you can fight the force of evil, with the power you possess.....

Ellee said...

Sounds a treasonable offence.

Professor Xavier said...

My favorite part of that show was WW twirling around in a circle. Very heroic.

Rav`N said...

*lol* I find it very hard to picture the captain and Riker serving dinner... but when the image finally comes it's a rather amusing one.

Miss Cellania said...

I love these POV posts, especially right in the middle of the story!

Gyrobo said...

You know, a lot of people accidentally tip soup into other people's laps.

Ellee said...

Accidentally, and deliberately ...

Jean-Luc Picard said...

A lot of people seem to have made their minds up about whether I accidentally or deliberately tipped the soup. All I can say is "No comment."

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