Thursday, July 03, 2008

Captain Beverly Causes A Problem (Part Three)



Guest Poster: Karena

After the initial falling out with my pumpkin, Wesley Crusher, the two of us spent some time in 'making up'.

This was extremely pleasant, but we now have to find out why his mother Beverly Crusher told Queen Diana that Wesley was planning to run off with an Orion Slave Girl. Even the Rhode Island communications record proves he has had no meeting or talks with any. The Queen broke up the engagement and diplomatic relations.

It's up to us to put it all right. We are on the video monitor to the Enterprise.



Beverly is on the screen and he explains the situation to her. She looks horrified, as if she has won the lottery, but threw the ticket away with the trash. Beverly calls Captain Picard over.

The whole story is repeated again.

"I can assure you that Doctor Crusher has not been to Wondawowman during the last week." the Captain tells us, "She has been on the Enterprise all this time. She was in the SickBay, as a lot of crewmembers went down with the Jelibeli Virus."

The Captain sends via computer all the duty logs of the Enterprise personel, including the Doctor to us.

"I will forward this on to Queen Diana." he says, "Hopefully she will realise it was an imposter, and get the engagement on again, and also restore diplomatic relations."

"Of course!" Beverly thinks aloud, "Karena, do you remember the name of the ship the imposter travelled in?"

"Yes." I reply, "It was pink, and named the Dominatrix."

"Only one person pilots that." she tells me, "My lookalikie from the pro-female alternate universe, Captain Beverly Howard."

The videoscreen picture crackles and changes to reveal a different image.



"Well done on working it all out." says the figure, "Yes, I am Beverly Howard. It was all a lot of fun seeing you squirm on my monitors. Look forward to seeing you all again when you least expect it!"

The screen crackles again and returns to normal. The Captain and Beverly confirm they saw her on the screen as well.

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A few hours later, my mother has been satisfied who the woman was, and confirms the engagement is back on, and diplomatic relations are restored.

"Actually." says the Queen over the viewer., "After this event, I see no reason why the wedding shouldn't be bought forward. It will take place within the next few months!"

I kiss Wesley.

"Pumpkin." I say with delight, "Soon, we'll be Warrior and Life Servant!"

18 comments:

Linda said...

"Warrior and Life Servant" ... I guess that's not that much different from "Husband and Wife", is it?

So, I take it you'll be planning a wedding very soon, Captain. On board the Enterprise??

Bilbo said...

Linda beat me to my comment. And I didn't have to marry an Amazon to learn it, either.

Gordon said...

Yeah Wife and Husband - Warrior and Life Servent - yeah it is...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Not the Jelibeli virus! When! Will! They! Learn!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I want a life servant!

Tawnya Shields said...

Life Servant? I hope she doesn't take that title literally! At least the lovebirds are back together.

Heather Dugan Creative / Footsteps said...

Weddings are good... I assume my invite is in the mail?

Amanda said...

I hope Wesley is ready for this!

merlyn said...

oooh a wedding, everyone loves weddings!!!

SHI said...

Ohhh a wedding

since I know those from Wonderwoman have expensive and good taste may I suggest my gallery

Anonymous said...

oh when do the invites go out?

Anonymous said...

oops wrong url

eastcoastlife said...

I love weddings! Am I invited?
*hopeful*

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Ooops, it sounds like a lot of readers will be ordering their hats from the milliners!

The wedding will probably be in the near future

craziequeen said...

Wow - I guess Wesley will be so happy......they do say men pick women like their mothers.......

:-)

The Missing Michele sent me this way tonight, Jean-Luc.

cq

Unknown said...

Of course, I'm single minded (and single, by the way). So I'd like to "toss my hat into the ring" for Karena in the event she has a change of heart for Wesley! I'm currently a Warrior. But in Karena's case, I'll be flexible!!!:D)

The Real Mother Hen said...

So a wedding is coming up, I better look for my hat now :)

Jaime said...

Poor Wesley. At least if something breaks around the house, he'll be able to fix it.