Thursday, July 10, 2008
Latest Borg Queen Message To Seven Of Nine
Guest Poster: The Borg Queen
My dear Seven,
How are you? I hope you are keeping well on the Enterprise. Finding out about human behaviour and their ways is not an easy task, which is why I sent my best drone on this special mission.
Here in the Cube, One One and One Two, the drone interior designers are busily redesigning it so that it looks more trendy, with relaxing colours and feng shui to ease the stress of us all.
Your reports are always full of colour and are a great item to read at night when I am having my cocoa and biscuit before being put away.
The latest one did fill me with a lot of interest. You mentioned that the son of the resident Doctor , Wesley Crusher, will be getting married to an Amazonian named Karena in the near future. This is a definate human trait that I thought the Borg need to know a lot more about. After all, we hardly encourage marital relations amongst the drones.
Perhaps that is why they look miserable at times?
I know what you're thinking, Seven. That you will need to get a good report about the wedding. to your Queen.
That's not exactly what I want.
In truth, I want you to tell Locutus that I will be attending the wedding.
Yes, he might put up some hostility at first, and go neurotic.
Just tell him the usual threats and that we may assimilate the entire wedding party if I can't come. That should make him change his mind. I'm sure he will enjoy telling Queen Diana to make way for an extra guest at the wedding party.
When I've finished sending this message, I'll have to head straight to the Borg Milliners.
One thing for sure is that I'll need is a new hat.
I'll let you know the design when I get it. After all, the two of us can hardly go in the same style, can we?
Until the next time,
The Borg Queen