Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Ensign Britney Undercover (Part Two)



Guest Poster: Ensign Britney

This is cool!

I'm on a solo undercover mission to save the Federation from the destablising influence given by the Dregs of Society.

This group are resurfacing, and Captain Picard needs someone to go undercover into their organisation in order to find out what is going on. Apparently, they thought that none of the Dregs would know I was from Starfleet.

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The Enterprise has beamed me down to Earth.

I've put my dark wig on, got dressed in my best outfit and have decided to walk around the area in San Fransisco where Dreg counter-culture is at it's highest.



I get mixed reactions from certain people; some think I'm naturally one of the Dreg group, some others look disgusted, as if I am an alien.

Actually, I AM an alien. I'm from the planet Delta.

How am I going to get anywhere? This undercover lark isn't going to help unless I can't get under someone's cover. I'll have to start taking a few chances, like I did when I bought that new flavour chewing gum.

Approaching me is a woman who has the air of a Dreg.



Actually, I love that outfit she is wearing. I'll have to remember to ask her where she got it from if I can get into the organisation. Come to think of it, it might be a good way opening line.

"Cool threads, sistah." I tell her with a smile, "I'd love to wear some outfits like that."

"No problem, honey." she replies, "We have plenty at the little group I'm in."

"Which one's that?" I ask hopefully.

"Hey, we're the Dregs of Society!" she tells me triumphantly, "We're gonna take this 'perfect' world apart with our secret goings-on!"

"That's cool." I say, "I've always wanted to be in that gang. I'm a Deltan, and as you know we're real free-thinkers and don't like things to be 'normal'. whatever that is."

"A Deltan?" she exclaims, "That's brill! We always need them in the Dregs, as they are our most efficient members. I'm Tamara. Who are you?"

"I'm Britney." I tell her.

"Good." answers Tamara, "Come with me and I'll take you to our secret Dreg HQ, where you'll meet a lot of cool people. I'm going to get some bonus points in my salary this month for recruiting a new Dreg member."

I go along with her. Though I'm getting well in, I can't help feeling that she is a little like me. I hope I'll be able to accomplish my mission. Maybe I have a hint of Dreg in my heart?

To be continued...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brittiny will fit right in.

The Curmudgeon said...

This may be the longest essay Ensign Britney has ever composed.

Presumably she dictated it.

Gordon said...

Yeah fit in but maybe too well or will she be caught only time will tell.

Linda said...

Well, if she fits right in and becomes one of the Dregs of Society at least you'll be well quit of her on the Enterprise!

EuroYank - Virginia Hoge said...

I must compliment you for assimilating the commander and mastering his propaganda blog. Now all I have to do is figure out if you are an undercover Dreg or a hologram program.

Lahdeedah said...

Congratulations!

You've finally gotten rid of Ensign Britney!

She is sooo never going back.... oh but wait,

she might miss her Sistah' T'Pol.

supergirl said...

this may have been a bad idea.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Lahdeedah, I think Britney will be back on the Enterprise before long.

Curmudgeon, who do you think she dictated it too?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That was pretty easy getting under cover. Even easier than when James Bond shows up at a location and says "Hey everybody, I'm here. Give me a martini, shaken not stirred."

Jana said...

I wouldn't be surprised if dear Britney becomes a double agent.

Unknown said...

"A destabilizing influence"...oh, my sides are sore from laughter!!!:D

Tawnya Shields said...

Looks like Britney may wish to stay with the Dregs. Wouldn't that be nice? :o)

Lori said...

Gotta love the boots on them....I said boots MEN...LOL

Have a great day!!!

Amanda said...

Yes, I also think Britney may like the Dregs too much to leave them.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

She may be too much like the Dregs to stand it very long.