This week, TWQ (The Weekend Question) looks at the over-inflated job titles that are given to menial jobs nowadays
Can you make up some inflated job titles and give what they really are?
My answers are:
Workplace Refreshment Co-ordinator - Tea Lady
News Distributor - Paperboy/girl
Building Projects Constructor - Bricklayer
Waste Management Removal Manager - Garbageman
Now it's over to you....
19 comments:
Petroleum distribution engineer - gas station attendant.
Michele sent me.
Porcelain refreshment officer-toilet cleaner
Michele sent me.
Religious Ceremony Supervisor - Priest
LP & CD Transmission Manager - Disc Jockey
Oriental Food Preparer & Distributor - Someone who works in a Chinese Takeaway
Manager & Spender Of Funds Provided By Popular Sports Personality In Premier Division - Wife of any successful UK Soccer player!
I can't think of any at the moment but am enjoying reading all these responses.
Anything with evangelist in the title. And hiya - Today Michele sent me!
rashbre
You ask the best questions; however, I am not good at answering them. I'll think about it and come back, via Michele again.
Executive House Manager--- home maker
Here from Michele today Jean-Luc....I a, not very good at this kind of thing...! I need to give this some thought, though that might not help! (lol)
Oh... this is a tough one, jlp. I can't think of anything. Sorry... :(
Executive Adult Entertainer - Stripper
wow.
I thought this would be easy!
But... I've got nothing!
ooh ooh
Public Relations Associate -- person who answers the phone and faxes someone else's news releases?
It seems I gave you a tough question this week! Good answers so far.
oh, I am terrible at these things....
How about
Professional Garment Renewal System Officer.....
laundromat worker...
Michele obviously felt I needed a challenge this morning, and I have laundry on the mind....
cq
aqua distributer--water woman
I can't think of any other..
Next time I visit I will try to write more.
Glad to be here from Michele. I loved the answers..
Definitely a tough question this week, Jean-Luc! I enjoyed reading everyone else's answers but my brain is apparently not up to speed today to make up any of my own.
In my law firm we assign the title of "VP for Library Management" to the junior associate. S/he must then field all the cold calls from book salespeople.
Cheers from Michele.
Designated Sofa tester? Couch potato?
professional stub enforcer: ticket taker in a movie
refreshment manager in charge of making me happy: cake baker!
personal assistant to the manager of delight: filler upper of the chocolate fountain!
smiles, bee
Sorry for the late visit. Was on a City Trip this weekend - not pc nearby.
This is a great TWQ!
Sadly, I'm not that inventive with jobtitles - but will think about it...
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