This week, TWQ (The Weekend Question) looks into those favourite TV comedy quotes that you love.
Can you list your favourite comedy quotes from tv shows? Put as many as you wish.
My answers are:
"I have NOT got a disease!" Denzil (Only Fools & Horses)
"Don't mention the war." Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers)
"I have a cunning plan." Baldrick (Blackadder)
"Don't tell him, Pike." Captain Mainwaring (Dad's Army)
Girl to Rodney: "Do you like grass or astroturf?"
Rodney: "I don't know, I've never smoked astroturf." Rodney (Only Fools & Horses)
Now it's over to you...