Saturday, February 02, 2008

TWQ: Inflated Job Titles

This week, TWQ (The Weekend Question) looks at the over-inflated job titles that are given to menial jobs nowadays

Can you make up some inflated job titles and give what they really are?

My answers are:

Workplace Refreshment Co-ordinator - Tea Lady

News Distributor - Paperboy/girl

Building Projects Constructor - Bricklayer

Waste Management Removal Manager - Garbageman

Now it's over to you....

20 comments:

Mr. Althouse said...

Petroleum distribution engineer - gas station attendant.

Michele sent me.

WendyWings said...

Porcelain refreshment officer-toilet cleaner
Michele sent me.

Adam said...

Religious Ceremony Supervisor - Priest

LP & CD Transmission Manager - Disc Jockey

Oriental Food Preparer & Distributor - Someone who works in a Chinese Takeaway

Manager & Spender Of Funds Provided By Popular Sports Personality In Premier Division - Wife of any successful UK Soccer player!

Amanda said...

I can't think of any at the moment but am enjoying reading all these responses.

rashbre said...

Anything with evangelist in the title. And hiya - Today Michele sent me!

rashbre

kenju said...

You ask the best questions; however, I am not good at answering them. I'll think about it and come back, via Michele again.

Vampirella said...

Executive House Manager--- home maker

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Here from Michele today Jean-Luc....I a, not very good at this kind of thing...! I need to give this some thought, though that might not help! (lol)

HollyGL said...

Oh... this is a tough one, jlp. I can't think of anything. Sorry... :(

Draculina said...

Executive Adult Entertainer - Stripper

Lahdeedah said...

wow.

I thought this would be easy!

But... I've got nothing!

ooh ooh

Public Relations Associate -- person who answers the phone and faxes someone else's news releases?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

It seems I gave you a tough question this week! Good answers so far.

craziequeen said...

oh, I am terrible at these things....

How about

Professional Garment Renewal System Officer.....

laundromat worker...

Michele obviously felt I needed a challenge this morning, and I have laundry on the mind....

cq

gautami tripathy said...

aqua distributer--water woman

I can't think of any other..

Next time I visit I will try to write more.

Glad to be here from Michele. I loved the answers..

Linda said...

Definitely a tough question this week, Jean-Luc! I enjoyed reading everyone else's answers but my brain is apparently not up to speed today to make up any of my own.

R. Sherman said...

In my law firm we assign the title of "VP for Library Management" to the junior associate. S/he must then field all the cold calls from book salespeople.

Cheers from Michele.

Galen said...

Designated Sofa tester? Couch potato?

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

professional stub enforcer: ticket taker in a movie

refreshment manager in charge of making me happy: cake baker!

personal assistant to the manager of delight: filler upper of the chocolate fountain!

smiles, bee

Fab said...

Sorry for the late visit. Was on a City Trip this weekend - not pc nearby.

This is a great TWQ!

Sadly, I'm not that inventive with jobtitles - but will think about it...

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