This week, TWQ (The Weekend Question) we look at possible titles for your, and other people's autobiographies.
What title would you give to your autobiography? Be as serious or as funny as you wish. Also, think of some good titles for other people's autobiographies.
My answers are:
"See If You Bother To Read Past Page 2."
"My Ghostwritten Autobiography Published So That I can Make A Lot Of Money Now That I Am A Faded Star By Trashing Other People."
Beverly Crusher: "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Captain" (apologies to Sarah Brightman)
Sherlock Holmes: "An Elementary Life."
Now it's over to you...