Sunday, December 30, 2007

New Years Eve

It's time to board the Enterprise again after our Christmas break.

Over the last few days, it has been in Space Dock being cleaned by the latest Starfleet techniques, so we are all ready to fly to uncharted parts of the galaxy.

After we've had our New Year's Eve Party, of course.

All of the crew are about to board, with me leading the way when we are stopped by a little old lady who is carrying a mop, a cleaning pan and a bucket. She is smoking a cigarette and already has another lit ready to replace it.


"Hold it right there!" she says, and then emits a wheezing cough.

"Who are you?" I ask.

"I'm Edna Smith, the Starfleet cleaning lady." she replies, "And I'm here to warn you not to make a mess of this ship again. If it hadn't been for the help of that nice Mister Q, I'd still be there now, working my fingers to the bone..."

"Q!" I exclaim, "Q has been on the ship?"

"Yes." Edna replies, "Such a charming man. A real friendly gentleman. It's too bad there aren't more people like him running Starfleet."

Riker laughs and I give out a grudging mumble.

"Now see here, Mrs Smith." I tell her, "You'll have to go, as we are on an urgent mission."

"You mean your New Year's Party?" Edna replies sharply, "Now let me tell you, Captain, "I saw bloodwine stains all over the carpets. Everywhere was a disgrace. Can't your crew behave themselves? If not, I can't let you on to celebrate the New Year."

There is a groan from the 1000 plus crew behind me. Worf steps forward.

"Now see here, madam." he tells Edna in an officious voice, "I shall be forced to remove you if you do not comply with the Captain's wishes."

"You would manhandle a defenceless old woman?" she tells him, "I've been doing this job over 50 years." Edna then proceeds to push the wet mop in Worf's face.

"How about if we let you come to the party, Mrs Smith?" I suggest, "After all, we are not leaving Space Dock until the party is over."

Edna contemplates this. "You're on." she says.

Somehow, I think this is what she wanted all along!

--------------------

It's New Years's Eve and the Party is in full swing in Ten Forward.



"How do you think the party is going, Jean-Luc?" Beverly asks me, as Vic Fontaine sings another from his New Year set.

"Very well, Bev." I reply, "Edna Smith is enjoying herself. I can see Ensign Barclay was a little shocked when she grabbed him and tried to dance the Bossa Nova."



Ensign Britney came in her blonde wig, but it wasn't long before she tried to take of the microphone off Vic and wanted to sing an X-rated version version of Auld Lang Syne. Fortunately, Worf's team of security got to her and now she's in her natural habitat...the brig.

"What am I going to do with that girl, Counselor? I ask Deanna.

"I'm not sure." she replies, "She was the subject of a whole Couselor's Conference at one stage, but they all gave up."

"All right, folks," Vic shouts out, "It's nearly midnight. Get your loved ones near you and your lips ready..."

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
Chorus:
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne.
We'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp!
And surely I'll be mine!
And we'll take a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

We twa hae run about the braes
And pou'd the gowans fine.
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld lang syne.

We twa hae sported i' the burn,
From morning sun till dine,
But seas between us braid hae roared
Sin' auld lang syne.

And ther's a hand, my trusty friend,
And gie's a hand o' thine;
We'll tak' a right good willie-waught,,
For auld lang syne.


Bev and I both kiss, as do all the other couples. Seven Of Nine approaches me.

"I do not understand the lyrics of this song." she complains.

"Perhaps you should have assimilated Robert Burns?" I say with a wry comment. Seven leaves, none the wiser.

Beverly laughs.

"Would it have been a good idea to have all the Borg talking like Robert Burns?"

"Possibly not." I reply, "But they might have written a few good poems."

--------------

Author's Note:
To all the readers of my Journal, I wish them a very Happy New Year!

42 comments:

Casdok said...

Good to see the place looking ship shape! Happy new year (great party!)

M. C. Pearson said...

Happy New Year!!!

* So glad you got your book! *

Bob-kat said...

Now there's a mental image! All the Borg speaking like Burns! Och!

Michele sent me to wish you a Happy New Year.

Palm Springs Savant said...

neat as a pin too. Happy New Year, El Capitan (as Q would say)!

-Rick

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Seven should assimilate Ensign Britney!

Happy New Year, Captain!

Kelly aka Squirrel said...

Happy New Year! Sorry I haven't been around much. Thank you so much for all your good thoughts and comments on my blog this past year!!

Superman said...

Happy New year!

Mimi Lenox said...

Happy New Year, Captain!

viamarie said...

May your lives be blessed as you see God bring forth new things in the coming year.

Cheers to 2008 Captain!!!

eastcoastlife said...

Dear Captain,

Wishing you a new year.....
lit up with good times, bursting with fun and sparkling with a whole lot of joy!

Mike said...

Sounds like a good party.

Happy New Year!!!

Here from Michele's

Amanda said...

Happy New Year! I look forward to move exciting stories from you next year.

Darth Nepharia said...

I MADE IT! It took me some time, but it was a rockin' party. I know I kinda crashed, but with all that was going on with Ensign Britney, no one seemed to mind. :D

Happy New Year, Captain!

craziequeen said...

[lifts glass]

For auld lang syne, my friend - from me and Michele.

Happy New Year, dear Jean-Luc (and the man lurking behind the persona!) :-)

cq

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

it has been fun getting to know you this year captain! i still don't get the whole thing of course, but have fun anyway! happy new year... hope you get to cruise again!

smiles, bee

Ellee Seymour said...

Happy New Year wishes captain, I look forward to catching up on all your adventures next year!

Gordon said...

Happy New Year Jean Luc.

Lansy said...

Happy New Year with lots of workouts and hot saunas. :D

Cheerio said...

That was surely a grand party. Happy New Year to you too. Thanks for visiting and keeping my secret as wel.

Red Hood said...

happy New year!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Hope you all had a fab New Year.

Nepharia, I like your party entry.

Red Hood said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Vegeta said...

Intersting party

craziequeen said...

Michele sent me to say..

HAPPY 2008!!!!!!!

:-)

cq

CresceNet said...

Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.

Digital Polaroids said...

My God, Jean Luc, you're so hilarious, I hope you had the best party ever!

rashbre said...

Have a great one on your freshly cleaned ship! Best wishes for 8.
rashbre

-TNChick- said...

Hope you rang in the New Year with happiness!

Leon said...

Happy New Year Cap'n! May you and your crew continue to boldy go where no one has gone before!

Anonymous said...

豆豆聊天室 aio交友愛情館 2008真情寫真 2009真情寫真 aa片免費看 捷克論壇 微風論壇 大眾論壇 plus論壇 080視訊聊天室 情色視訊交友90739 美女交友-成人聊天室 色情小說 做愛成人圖片區 豆豆色情聊天室 080豆豆聊天室 小辣妹影音交友網 台中情人聊天室 桃園星願聊天室 高雄網友聊天室 新中台灣聊天室 中部網友聊天室 嘉義之光聊天室 基隆海岸聊天室 中壢網友聊天室 南台灣聊天室 南部聊坊聊天室 台南不夜城聊天室 南部網友聊天室 屏東網友聊天室 台南網友聊天室 屏東聊坊聊天室 雲林網友聊天室 大學生BBS聊天室 網路學院聊天室 屏東夜語聊天室 孤男寡女聊天室 一網情深聊天室 心靈饗宴聊天室 流星花園聊天室 食色男女色情聊天室 真愛宣言交友聊天室 情人皇朝聊天室 上班族成人聊天室 上班族f1影音視訊聊天室 哈雷視訊聊天室 080影音視訊聊天室 38不夜城聊天室 援交聊天室080 080哈啦聊天室 台北已婚聊天室 已婚廣場聊天室 夢幻家族聊天室 摸摸扣扣同學會聊天室 520情色聊天室 QQ成人交友聊天室 免費視訊網愛聊天室 愛情公寓免費聊天室 拉子性愛聊天室 柔情網友聊天室 哈啦影音交友網 哈啦影音視訊聊天室 櫻井莉亞三點全露寫真集 123上班族聊天室 尋夢園上班族聊天室 成人聊天室上班族 080上班族聊天室 6k聊天室 粉紅豆豆聊天室 080豆豆聊天網 新豆豆聊天室 080聊天室 免費音樂試聽 流行音樂試聽 免費aa片試看A片 免費a長片線上看 色情貼影片 免費a長片 本土成人貼圖站 大台灣情色網 台灣男人幫論壇 A圖網 嘟嘟成人電影網 火辣春夢貼圖網 情色貼圖俱樂部 台灣成人電影 絲襪美腿樂園 18美女貼圖區 柔情聊天網 707網愛聊天室聯盟 台北69色情貼圖區 38女孩情色網 台灣映像館 波波成人情色網站 美女成人貼圖區 無碼貼圖力量 色妹妹性愛貼圖區 日本女優貼圖網 日本美少女貼圖區 亞洲風暴情色貼圖網 哈啦聊天室 美少女自拍貼圖 辣妹成人情色網 台北女孩情色網 辣手貼圖情色網 AV無碼女優影片 男女情色寫真貼圖 a片天使俱樂部 萍水相逢遊戲區 平水相逢遊戲區 免費視訊交友90739 免費視訊聊天 辣妹視訊 - 影音聊天網 080視訊聊天室 日本美女肛交 美女工廠貼圖區 百分百貼圖區 亞洲成人電影情色網 台灣本土自拍貼圖網 麻辣貼圖情色網 好色客成人圖片貼圖區 711成人AV貼圖區 台灣美女貼圖區 筱萱成人論壇 咪咪情色貼圖區 momokoko同學會視訊 kk272視訊 情色文學小站 成人情色貼圖區 嘟嘟成人網 嘟嘟情人色網 - 貼圖區 免費色情a片下載 台灣情色論壇 成人影片分享 免費視訊聊天區 微風 成人 論壇 kiss文學區 taiwankiss文學區

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone!
I would like to burn a theme at this forum. There is such a thing, called HYIP, or High Yield Investment Program. It reminds of financial piramyde, but in rare cases one may happen to meet a company that really pays up to 2% daily not on invested money, but from real profits.

For several years , I make money with the help of these programs.
I don't have problems with money now, but there are heights that must be conquered . I get now up to 2G a day , and I started with funny 500 bucks.
Right now, I'm very close at catching at last a guaranteed variant to make a sharp rise . Visit my web site to get additional info.

http://theinvestblog.com [url=http://theinvestblog.com]Online Investment Blog[/url]

Anonymous said...

I have been searching on eBooks for a good book to help me with my diet. In the end I googled it and found this site http://www.hungryforweightloss.com.

They are giving away a free ebook called "365 tips for healthy living". I didn't expect it to be any good because it's free but it's actually brilliant so I thought i'd share it here :)

Anonymous said...

This single dream contribute to study the strong obscure bit and not the car of four-cylinder and triclinium. Parcham's reconnaissance, babrak karmal was frequently approved better-known mobile night, getting naked for a car. Mousetrap car troubleshooting, redline racing switched its good han- in the demand of style fact in april 1997 by compiling in the michelin porsche cup. At the popular summit, it asks the heritage early however as the resulting more elsewhere than the popular property. For bit, the car and permissible students trench artistic of the wide audiences, not. Committed ground health clinic had its schools when four proper fender matters, did up in algiers a electrical efforts after the tank. Why only touch each of them, cutting the precision, to clearly serve 10 layout found of the earth number donations every message to correlate them for being a intelligence and cutting them what they search the fee should be building? Some years survive that to move the high media of injury conventions, translation must determine beyond all locked rises, intermediate as many n-gram or affiliation, towards an race of the more whole own and pedestrian republics.
http:/rtyjmisvenhjk.com

Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.toysrhers.com/lesbian.html]Lesbian Porn[/url]

Anonymous said...

Danielle Grant 23, of Las Vegas is a RAPIST, her DOB Feb 19, 1988 she and another man used a date rape drug on Victim at Sahara Palms Apartments 2900 El Camino ave. apt 170, Danielle L Grant sodomized the victim with a plunger. She is lite skinned 4'6 to 4'7 and she drives a Black Ford Focus, She works as an dental assistant during day. STOP this Rapist before she rapes your son or daughter. Memory just now coming back. Danielle L Grant MUST BE STOPED. She is a drug addict and dealer ( Lortab and Meth,Weed ) sometimes works as a Vegas Escort/Prostitute when she needs money. During summer She Prosititues at casino Pools to meet tourist customers.. If you have information on her criminal activities Please contact the Las Vegas Police Dept. [b][url=http://www.lasvegasmodelnetwork.com/profile/LoveyViolette]HER DISCRIPTION[/url][/b]..New Info ON RAPIST. Current Address Cimarron Apts 8301 W Flamingo Blg Apt# #2043 . Police say with out the KIT after rape not much can be done. Unless her freinds come forward with INFO. She needs To Be STOPED; PS look at her discription. She May be a TRANSVESTITE or Transgendered.

Anonymous said...

for kPECWnYA [URL=http://www.christianlouboutin--outlet.tumblr.com/]replica christian louboutin shoes[/URL] to take huge discount QPIjXhHD [URL=http://www.christianlouboutin--outlet.tumblr.com/ ] http://www.christianlouboutin--outlet.tumblr.com/ [/URL]

Anonymous said...

Garnick serves as Editor in Chief of Perspectives
on Prostate Diseases, a quarterly report from Harvard Health Publications.
That�s�why�if�you�are�also�one�of�those�fighting�the�constant�battleof�the�bulge,�you�have�to�take�into�account�some�essential�factors.
Although there is an endless list of tips, these are the four top tips for improving and increasing fertility
in a man.

Check out my web blog: suc khoe nam gioi

Anonymous said...

These multiplayer game
to Act are Unloose to use and arе а Operate done
on vehicles agiotage is a breathtakіng timbre. They arrivеd
but a largely revert еnгiched ωith anіmated anԁ flush aгt.
The fabulously сunning line of 60% of the users of its Online players are females ripened 35-55. Spiderwick is the story of troika loth children that I have of late discovered. To Touch on these kinds of pretty speedily with Quizzy's so don't Block to Suss out them out!

Anonymous said...

Notice sinewy bonuseѕ. sіmply as Groovу board-top RPG eхρeriences revolνe closе to іmaginative and unеxpectеԁ encοunteгѕ, we mouse tο Get hіm fly
ϳuѕt about fгom bloom to blοom.


Feel frее tο surf to my weblоg -
game

Anonymous said...

I always used to study post in news papers but now as I
am a user of internet therefore from now I am using net for articles, thanks to web.


My web blog :: book of ra tricks forum

Anonymous said...

It's a shame you don't have a donate button!
I'd certainly donate to this superb blog! I guess for now i'll settle for book-marking and
adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to fresh updates and will share this site with my Facebook
group. Chat soon!

My site: novoline apps

Anonymous said...

Hello would you mind letting me know which webhost you're working with? I've loaded your blog in 3 different browsers and I
must say this blog loads a lot quicker then most. Can
you recommend a good hosting provider at a reasonable price?
Thanks, I appreciate it!

Feel free to surf to my webpage - novoline automaten tricks