Sunday, September 02, 2007
T'Pol & Britney On Vacation (Part One)
Guest Poster: Mirror T'Pol
Ensign Britney and myself are going on vacataion for a few days. It will be quite a challenge to stay for the entire duration, as we got thrown out of the Raveathon Vacation Complex two months ago.
As we now have a life ban there, we are going to the Vardez Paradise Planet. It's idyliic there, with fun for everyone.
"I've got all I need in my case, sista!" Britney tells me enthusiastically, "Wigs to cover my Deltan bald head when I want, micro bikinis for the beach and micro skirts and dresses for the nightclubs. We're gonna paint this place red!"
"That's great, Britney." I tell her, as we approach the Vardez Hotel, "Just let's try and make sure we last the length of our stay."
"No probs, T'Pol!" she replies and slaps me on the back.
We might have had a few problems with Britney had she been in the Terran Empire two hundred years ago in the mirror universe. Still, she is a good friend. The only real one I have on the Enterprise.
She walks up to the counter and bangs the bell eight times.
"Hey, let's see a little action here!" she exclaims.
I can already see our time on the Paradise Planet may be somewhat limited. A receptionist comes quickly and snatches the bell away from her.
"Now, madamoiselle." he declares officiously, "What can I do for you? Are you planning to errr...stay here?
"Sure am, honey." Britney informs him. "Me and my best girl T'Pol have booked to stay here."
"They must be some mistake, madamoiselle." he exclaims nervously, "Errr...is the hotel not full up?"
The receptionist checks; his face falls when he finds we have a room.
"YAY!!!"shouts Britney, then turns around to me and high-fives me, "Let's enjoy ourselves, babe!"
I smile and laugh; she is right. Now is the time to enjoy ourselves.
"Where shall we go, Britney?" I ask her.
"Is there any doubt, sista?" she replies, "It's time to go clubbing!"
To be continued......
Due to me being on vacation, the concluding episode will be on Wednesday 5th, with the TWQ following on the on the Saturday.