Sunday, September 02, 2007

T'Pol & Britney On Vacation (Part One)



Guest Poster: Mirror T'Pol

Ensign Britney and myself are going on vacataion for a few days. It will be quite a challenge to stay for the entire duration, as we got thrown out of the Raveathon Vacation Complex two months ago.

As we now have a life ban there, we are going to the Vardez Paradise Planet. It's idyliic there, with fun for everyone.

"I've got all I need in my case, sista!" Britney tells me enthusiastically, "Wigs to cover my Deltan bald head when I want, micro bikinis for the beach and micro skirts and dresses for the nightclubs. We're gonna paint this place red!"

"That's great, Britney." I tell her, as we approach the Vardez Hotel, "Just let's try and make sure we last the length of our stay."

"No probs, T'Pol!" she replies and slaps me on the back.

We might have had a few problems with Britney had she been in the Terran Empire two hundred years ago in the mirror universe. Still, she is a good friend. The only real one I have on the Enterprise.



She walks up to the counter and bangs the bell eight times.

"Hey, let's see a little action here!" she exclaims.

I can already see our time on the Paradise Planet may be somewhat limited. A receptionist comes quickly and snatches the bell away from her.

"Now, madamoiselle." he declares officiously, "What can I do for you? Are you planning to errr...stay here?

"Sure am, honey." Britney informs him. "Me and my best girl T'Pol have booked to stay here."

"They must be some mistake, madamoiselle." he exclaims nervously, "Errr...is the hotel not full up?"

The receptionist checks; his face falls when he finds we have a room.

"YAY!!!"shouts Britney, then turns around to me and high-fives me, "Let's enjoy ourselves, babe!"

I smile and laugh; she is right. Now is the time to enjoy ourselves.

"Where shall we go, Britney?" I ask her.

"Is there any doubt, sista?" she replies, "It's time to go clubbing!"

To be continued......

Author's note:

Due to me being on vacation, the concluding episode will be on Wednesday 5th, with the TWQ following on the on the Saturday.

31 comments:

PI said...

No-one told me you'd had a gender change. See that Britney behaves herself and have a great time. Missing you already:)

John said...

Enjoy the vacation!

Titania Starlight said...

I just know Britney will cause havoc. Meanwhile, enjoy your vacation. :)

Justice said...

enjoy your vacation Capt

Linda said...

While you're on holiday the girls will have plenty of time to get in trouble!

Enjoy!

November Rain said...

Have fun on your Vacation

Sim said...

T'Pol and Britney on holiday and clubbing - spells trouble really...

Hope you have a fab hol!

Random Magus said...

Have fun... sounds like you have already begun!
Happy Clubbing

Mykol said...

my prediction, they stay for a week tops, then are banned.

Perhaps less.

Adventures In Waitressing said...

Pretty sure they are going to get banned. Looking forward to seeing how. Have a great vacation.

Hotstuff said...

enjoy Capt...
I cant wait to read part 2

eastcoastlife said...

You need a break. Enjoy yourself. :)

? said...

Wow. This is going to turn out bad, Have fun on vacation.

Lavender said...

Have a great holiday - just dont answer your cell phone! It could be Britney calling needing someone to bail her out LOL!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Enjoy your vacation. i can't wait to see what Brit and T'pol get up to :)

Amanda said...

Have a good vacation Captain!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Ahh! young wome nwho shve bald and wear short skirts.

Can you get a better universe then this!

Shelley said...

Enjoy your vacation! You might come back more tired Brit is quite the tart to keep up with in the clubs. Beware!

Mother Jones RN said...

Have a nice time on your vacation:-)

MJ

The Curmudgeon said...

If you were on vacation with these two we might have concerns about your getting back at all....

Jen said...

Hee hee, I love it when people make fun of Britney Spears... :-D

Random Magus said...

Was wondering how the vacation was coming along

SQT said...

T'Pol and Brittney? Talk about an odd couple.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Enjoy your vacation. Hope you don't get thrown out of where you're staying.

HollyGL said...

I don't know how you manage to tolerate Britney. I think I would have run for the hills at the mere suggestion of such a journey. ...but, I guess, a true friend is a true friend.

Ellee said...

All I can say is, lucky Britney!! Have fun.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Pat, you have to understand that it was T'Pol who was writing the post, not Captain Picard.

As many of you have said, T'Pol & Britney are a powerful combination, and are likely to get thrown out of anywhere. Neither are calm, well-behaved women.

Thanks for all your good wishes for my vacation. It was only a 3 day trip to Chester in the north of England. It was lovely to visit.

Danny Bailey said...

Glad it was a lovely visit

Black Widow said...

well as long as you don't have to bail them out

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