Thursday, September 13, 2007

Picard The Criminal (Part Three)

Things are just right, now that crazy professor shown me that device. It opened my eyes a lot, and have escaped the drudgery of the Enterprise and am enjoying a life of crime with a gang and a cute babe named Toots I've picked up.



"Hey, Johnny!" she says, "When are we going to go on another robbery? You know I love using my tommy gun phaser when we go in those rich joints."

"Can it, Toots!" I reply, "I'm the boss of this outfit, and I say when we do another job. You're there just as eye-candy."

She snorts off in a huff. I love it when dames do that!

Still, Toots has been getting too friendly with Lefty lately. I'll have him plugged if I catch them together.

We're holed up on a remote planet right now, with the shuttlecraft all ready to go when we embark on our next job. The authorities are always after us and we have to be on our guard all the time in case they catch up with us.

"Hey, boss!" Lefty calls out, "I've heard the Disana Jewels will be exhibited tomorrow on Vasra VI. Could be worth a heist."


"You could be right, Lefty." I say to him, and laugh at what I just said, "Get the boys and Toots in and we'll plan the operation."

They all come in and sit round the desk.

"Now lissen up!" I tell them, "We're gonna make a call on Vasra VI and get the Disana Jewels off there. Once we do, we'll be living on Easy Street."

Fats steps forward.


"Gee, boss." he says with a whine, "It all sounds kinda dangerous to me."

"You say everything is dangerous, Fats." I comment disgustedly, "You'd be scared to rob a candy store."

"Well, you never know..." he trails off.

"Can it Fats!" I declare, "Now, Toots, you go in and distract the guards, and as they are eyeing you, the boys and I will come in from the back and take over."

"Sure, Johnny." she says in that squeaky voice of hers.

Suddenly we hear a noise outside. I send Lefty out to investigate.

"It's a dame, boss" he tells me, and brings her in.

It's Beverly.

"Hello, Jean-Luc....errr, Johnny." she says, "I want to join your....errr...mob."

To be continued after the TWQ...

25 comments:

The Curmudgeon said...

Toots is going to need that Tommy-gun phaser if you let Beverly in the door, Jean-Lu -- er, Johnny.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

While Toots distracts the guards, you can Judo chop them.

I think Fats is just Riker in disguise (or at the end of the season)

Anonymous said...

I kind of like your journals - a great read - thanks for sharing!

Jana said...

Those pictures are a riot!

Bev better sleep with one eye open with Toots around!

Anonymous said...

hehe it's like Star Trek meets Johnny Dangerously

Lavender said...

ROFL! Toots v Bev LOL - ought to be some fireworks in that one!

Unknown said...

I wonder how Bev likes the new Jean-Luc.

Tawnya Shields said...

I have to say I got a kick out of the pics and all the lingo that goes with it. Great storlyline. You are a very talented, gifted writer.

Unknown said...

jean-luc-picard: I am smiling at your choice of Toots' photo! MORE! MORE!!!

Vegeta said...

Nice choice in Moll..

eastcoastlife said...

Oh yes. Toots vs Beverly. Now let's see how the Captain handles these 2 ladies. :)

Amanda said...

This is great! I knew it was going to take a long time to reform the captain ;)

The Mistress of the Dark said...

OH dear. I wonder how long it will take for Beverly to whup the Captain back into shape!

Anonymous said...

Wow, Toots is certainly a foxy lady.

Linda said...

Ut-oh, methinks there might be a cat fight brewing!

craziequeen said...

Way to keep us on tenterhooks, Jean-Luc!
Hope Johnny 'Dixon' Picard is gonna be nice to Beverley.

Michele sent me to see how Da Gang is getting on.....

cq

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh My...I haven't heard the name "TOOTS" in a very long time...It's nice to see that it came back in style again...!
Michele says HI, Jean-Luc!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Everybody seems to like Toots a lot. She and Bev might not be good friends in my gang.

Tak, I had to check to see whether Fats was really Riker. They both like donuts, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Who else spots a love triangle in the making?

Pat said...

Do you think Toots and Bev will jell?
Michele sends her best.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Sometime I have been given the nickname "Toots", but only after Chiledog Fridays.

Unknown said...

I'm hooked !

TX said...

what a gain

TX said...

gang even

Anonymous said...

I too like toots. I too read the part 1 and 2 of your stories at one go now.

Michele must have sent me here to catch up.