This week, TWQ (The Weekend Question) looks at what you would do in a party.
You have gone to a party, and everyone has to get up and do their 'party piece'. What will you be doing, assuming any facilities are there?
My answer is:
I would be telling a few jokes, as I cannot sing at all. One joke would be "What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop?". ""An Amish drive-by shooting." Usually, I like longer story jokes, rather than one-liners.
Now it's over to you...