This weekend, the subject turns to something that annoys us all; inane questions.
What annoying and banal questions do you know? Do you remember when they were used. Can you think of a witty and sarcastic reply that would be perfect to use?
Here's my answer:
The most annoying question I know begins with "How do you feel...". This is usally said by media people after something has happened. Their questions may be, "How do you feel now that you have won six gold medals? or "How do you feel now that your husband has been imprisoned for thirty years for tax evasion, although he said he was innocent?"
A snappy answer to both might be, "Wow! Those performance enhaning drugs worked well!" and, "Now I can get divorced and marry his accountant brother!"
Now it's over to you...