Monday, July 25, 2005

Borg Weekend Seminar

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Hello again.

Following last week's message, I am pleased to tell you how well we have done since then.

Two people have already volunteered to hand out pamphlets that will be headed 'Be A Borg Today' You'll be able to spot them with their trendy badges that say 'It's Cool To Be Assimilated.'

We've also had a couple asking about the 'Customised Numbers' program. 'Seven of Nine' appears to be very popular. Naturally, we can only take one of these designations in each Cube. Hurry now, before all vacancies are taken!

Naturally, there were one or two dissenting voices to my last message, but we won't we hearing from them again. I sent a couple of drones to pay them a visit. They soon changed their minds and are now enjoying a happy life on my own Borg Cube.

What I'm really excited to tell you is the launch of our Weekend Seminar!

We are inviting you to come and spend the weekend in one of our Cubes. You can bring the whole family, as there is a playgroup and bouncy castle for the children to play in while the parents talk to our representatives.

During the weekend, you'll get to know just how a Cube operates; you'll go round the entire Cube, including our Assimilation Chamber...we'll make sure you don't miss that!

It'll be a weekend you won't forget!

We had an enquiry about medical plans as a Borg. Rest assured, you pay absolutely nothing; all parts are replaced free should you suffer any injuries.

You will have your own regeneration chamber supplied completely free. When you talk to our representative, we'll show you a map of a Cube, and let YOU decide where you'd like your chamber to go!

Who else would do this?

When it comes to the time to go home after the Seminar, we'll be looking after you.

No need to worry about going back at all!

So tell you friends and family; bring them all along to the Seminar.

We're all one big happy family here.

42 comments:

Free to Be said...

Hmmm you make it sound so good. But I've heard that if it's sounds too good to be true, then watch out.

mrsmogul said...

That's crazy! LOL. How do I know the cube is not a giant sugar cube that will be put in scalding tea?

Trinity13 said...

Been there, done that...and escaped! But I do know someone by the name of Cypher who is looking to get back into the program/system.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Can I assume I am one of the pamphlet-hander-outers?

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i was all set for it until i saw the part about bringing the family, cuz i'm looking for a weekend getaway with the family

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Are the Borg getting desperate? It's like they're selling timeshares or something.

-xtessa- said...

LOL! this is just getting creepier and creepier! ehehehee...

now, if you can make me look like Seven of Nine post-borg, then i'd be "a bit" interested.;)

Stationery Queen said...

I'm sorry, I just don't look good in wires and machinery.

But thanks anyway!

(I've linked to your site. LOVE J.L. Picard! *sigh*)

Jamie said...

I was thinking I might want my regenerations chamber to have a nice view of the stars, but then I figured if species 8472 might kill me off quickly, so I wish mine to be a more central location, ok? Even borg, I want to survive!

The Borg Queen said...

Free, are you after my job?

Mrs Mogul, if you hear anyone say "one lump or two?", then you're in the wrong cube.

Trinity, we'd always like you back...

Jersey, here's a hint; there are the pamphlets; get handing them out.

Better Safe, we can put you in separate Cubes if you wish.

Jon, many would rather go to a Borg Seminar than a timeshare seminar.

Xtessa, we can make you look like Seven Of Nine....BEFORE she came on Voyager.

Stationery Queen, it is rather difficult to turn down an offer from us.

Superhero Bob said...

I think I have plans that weekend. U know, undercover stuff to help bring certain enemy species to their knees. Maybe I'll see you in passing.

Free to Be said...

Why, is it open?

Just checking.

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i don't know about separate cubes, cuz they find me even when i hide in the bathroom

Natsthename said...

Isn't resistance futile?

Michele sent me...pleased to meet you, oh hunkiest of Starfleet commanders EVER!

Heather said...

Congratulations on being Michele's site of the day, Picard! She sent me this time but you know I visit you often on my own!

Raehan said...

I am so clueless on Star Trek, other than the fact that I once had a crush on a Captain Kirk doll.

Michele Sent Me! Congratualtions.

J. Star said...

Here from Michele's, but I've visited before. Great site. You make assimilation sound so tempting...a free regeneration chamber, you say?

Peri said...

good afternoon captain, and Hello, Michelle sent me. While reading your post I am imagining your voice and wishing I had a cup of earl grey, hot. :)

christina said...

Hello, Michele sent me! I think I need to spend a couple hours exploring your blog. Very spacey!

Guppyman said...

Hmmmm... You must have gotten to Michele.... She sends me here, then you try to assimilate me.... I see how it is!

Ally said...

Hello! I am ready to be assimilated - Michele sent me over on purpose :).

Kitty said...

Y'know I think I'm washing my hair that weekend.

Michele sent me :)

MommaK said...

You know I can't deal with that hair style;-)

Happy Michele Sent Me Day:-) Hooray!!

Bluegrass Mama said...

Michele sent me. And you know how it is with Michele--resistance is futile.

As a Trekkie (no, not a "Trekker"), I'll have to look around a little here!

mooalex said...

Hi, Michele sent me! (But I've been here before you sexy bald-headed Starfleet Captain, you!)

a mom said...

you are a riot Jean-Luc

Michelle said...

woo-hoo, you're Michele's site of the day!!! of course, I come here every day anyway but right now...I'm here via Michele.

Shannin said...

Hi, Michele sent me. Interesting blog. I will have to explore a little further...

Miss Cow is a Cow said...

Hello Michele sent me this time!

Janet said...

Jean Luc, can I share your cube with you?

hi, Michele sent me ;-)

Pieces of Me said...

Yeah Michele's site of the day!!! I will tell you a secret...I have been to a star trek convention...sh!!!

MissMeliss said...

Here from Michele's today...

I'll only come if there's a t-shirt that says "Borg is the New Black"

Have a great day!

mg said...

Hello Captain, Michele sent me.

I gave at the office.

trusty getto said...

Yo, Hichelle sent me.

I been here before. I'm still interested in the probationary plan, if it's still available. ;)

Free to Be said...

Well now, this is getting embarrassing. I've posted three times on this post.

I'm here from Michele's this time. Congrats on being the site of the day.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Hey there, Cap'n - here from Michele's this time to say congrats on being the site of the day! Enjoy your moment in the sun!!!

Nettie said...

Michele sent me, hope you're enjoying all the comments!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Wow! Lucky me to be the site of the day!

Thank you for all in responding with your messages.

Good wishes to all.

McCoy said...

Here they go and pull me out of retirement and send me halfway across the galaxy to play nursemaid to a bunch of wanna be doctors that want to arguee every single diagnosis with me. It is plain to see these people are suffering from a minor case of Implant Rejection. They come to these dog gone Borg conventions to try it for the weekend and find its not for them then expect us to fix them back up. What ever happened to the good old days when all we had to worry about was the captain relying more on a green blooded pointy eared science officer more than his own intuition?

rraven said...

Did we ever find out if the Borg have dental & 401K? I think Yoda asked that a while back.

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