Monday, August 02, 2010

Britney & T'Pol The Celebrities (Part One)

Guest Poster: Ensign Britney

The Galactic Picture Magazine has just been published. It contains the photospreads that the photographer did of me and my soulmate T'Pol when he came aboard the Enterprise recently.

As it was predicted it would cause a media reaction, Captain Picard has given is both temporary shore leave when we get interviewed by the press.

"Here we go, Brit." T'Pol says to me as we are in the Transporter Room, "I wonder what it will be like being celebrities?"

"We'll soon find out, sistah." I reply, and we beam down to the point where the media are due to meet us.

We appear in  front of hundreds of cameras, everybody jostling in front of each other, each of them trying to ask a question. The noise gets so loud we can't hear anything, and we yell at them to pipe down.

I have come in my red mini skirt, black/red socks, silver wig. It looks useful that I've armed myself with my umbrella, just in case any of them come too near. One of them shouts "Undo the top button of your blouse, Britney!" . He promptly gets a whack on the head, and the others refrain from asking me any others like that.

Other photographers are concentrating on T'Pol, who came in a long black dress. She is posing in front of the ocean.


P M Prescott said...

I love mini-skirts.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Do you mean looking at or wearing them?