Guest Poster: Ensign Britney:
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. I was expecting a bald one to be posting this special 900th Post, but not Brit! She should either be in the brig or having a fun time with T'Pol.
You're right, of course, but the Captain can never resist that redheaded doctor of ours. Bev asks him to a late night showing of the latest movie in the Enterprise cinema , so off he goes, completely
forgetting the deadline for sending it in. The bell goes for sending it in, and as T'Pol and I happened to be passing, here we are doing all the work.
"So what are we gonna talk about, Brit?" T'Pol asks me as I type away.
"I dunno." I reply, "How about what we know most...ourselves!"
"Sounds good to me, honey." I reply, "Cause neither of us were here when the Captain started this Journal four and a half years ago. I've had a look at some of the old ones. This was the first:
"Is that it?" laughs T'Pol, "It's a bit short and there aren't any pictures."
"Well, you know the Captain isn't that technologically minded." I reply, "It took him ages to figure out how to insert pictures."
"He should have bought The Dummies Guide To Writing A Starship Journal." T'Pol laughs, "That would have helped."
"I guess it would." I smile, "But he'd be ashamed asking for it.Anyway, I first appeared in a story called 'Starfleet Spam' when someone had used a picture of me and my mother in a dating agency!"
"I soon sued them after that, I can tell you!" I continue, "Anyway, I first appeared on the Enterprise soon after that in this following story."
"Naturally, I ended up in the brig at the end of it." I laugh.
"That's my Brit!" T'Pol laughs, "Still four months later I was on the scene in this story:"
"That's right, sugar." I comment, "But the best was nine days later when the two of us met for the first time, What better place than the brig? I knew the two of us were soulsistahs."
"Too right, honey." T'Pol smiles, "What about that time we tried to get into that holiday resort as Janet Smith and Rebecca Jones?"
"That was a riot!" I say, "We are a couple of rowdies, aren't we?"
"Sure we are." T'Pol replies, "It's one of the things I love about you. The recent visit to your home planet of Delta was great."
"Yeah, I'm glad you met my parents." I tell her, "We'll have lots of fun times together. Hey, what's that buzz?"
"It means the deadline for input is coming up, we'd better send this off." my soulsistah answers.
"But I've got masses to say." I protest, "Like the time you and I..."
"Not now, Brit." T'Pol tells me, "Just press the SEND....not THAT one, it's the DELETE!"
"Okay...got it.....bye everybody....!." I call out.