Sunday, May 17, 2009

Picard Replaced (Part Seven)

Editor's Note:

Now that Captain Picard, Bev, Britney, Seven, Ro Laren, T'Pol and Jennifer, who were fired from Starfleet by Section 31 infiltrators, have found out the plot, and that the rest of the senior staff are awaiting extradition from the Enterprise by Captain Kate Pulaski, the Section 31 Agent, they are planning to break into Starfleet headquarters and kidnap the corrupt Admiral...

Guest Poster: Ensign Britney

It's the dead of night near Starfleet Headquarters. Karena, Jennifer, my soulsistah T'Pol and myself are all prepared to break in.

Funny thing is, T'Pol and I are usually doing this with a nightclub when they won't let us in because we are too rowdy.

Karena shows her Starfleet pass while the three of us watch from the bushes.

"Hey!" says a voice, "Don't put your feet on my plants!"

It's Boothby, the Head Gardener of the Starfleet Academy and Headquarters grounds.

"We're just breaking in, Mr Boothby." Jenny tells him assuredly, "We won't damage anything out here."

"Be sure that you don't you young whippersnappers." Boothby replies, and adds quietly, "Good luck!"

He walks off to water the plants, and we see Karena calling us into the entrance.

When we enter, we see two guards unconsious on the floor.

"What happened here?" T'Pol asks her, "We wanted the minimum of fuss."

"It WAS the minimum." replies, Karena the amazon, "Otherwise they would both be on the end of my spear. I knocked them out from behind before they could see me."

The four of us sneak down the corridors where we know Admiral Nagamura's office is. The light is on.

We all march in together.

"Don't try anything!" Jenny shouts at Nagamura, "We know all about what you really are."

"Indeed?" replies Nagamura with a sly smile, and with kung fu skills leaps at us, kicking Jenny's multi-phase disruptor out of her hand. In a matter of a few seconds, Nagamura has the weapon.

"Now I will eliminate you troublesome women once and for all!"


Gordon said...

Oh Dear, Jennifer do tell me it was thumb printed to you only or that's what you want his prints all over an illegal weapon....

Ellee Seymour said...

I'm afraid I don't like guns. Hope you are well captain.

Fly Girl said...

I don't like guns either but I do hope that Nagamura does away with ensign Britney!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

That's a pretty big gun :(

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Fly Girl, I may have to set Ensign Britney on to you.

The Curmudgeon said...

Nagamura has the upper hand now, I'm afraid. You may have to change the blog title to "Fast Food with Bev and Jean-Luc."

On the other hand, that doesn't sound right.... maybe Karena can point (ahem) the way out of this crisis.....

supergirl said...

kung fu skilled people are pretty annoying at times.

Linda said...

So tell me that Karena is going to accurately throw that big spear of hers and knock the gun right out of Nagamura's hands. Afterward they can have a spear-ited conversation and get this whole mess cleared up, right?!?