As people are booking their vacations, they look in brochures. TWQ (The Weekend Question) looks into some of the phrases they use.
Can you think of an alternate meaning that some of the vacation brochures might mean? List as many as you like.
My answers are:
'Simple rooms' .... walk 100 yards to the toilet.
'Two minutes to the beach' ... if you take a jet plane.
'Locals are friendly' ...women might get sexually attacked.
'Locals are very friendly' ... men might get sexually attacked.
'Busy area of town' .... very noisy.
Now it's over to you...