Thursday, April 20, 2006

Undercover (Part Three)

Beverly and I are not in a pleasant situation right now, thank you for asking.

After going undercover as members of the criminal organisation the Evil Force, we have discovered that the leader is no other than Admiral Jensen, Head of Starfleet Special Operations, who sent us on this mission.

What a shambles.

"Why did you send us on this mission, Jensen?" I ask him.

"To get you two and to destroy Starfleet" he says evilly, "To have the Captain of the Enterprise here and to be inside Starfleet will give me access to so many things!"

He sounds like he's been out in the sun too long. Why are evil villains not rational thinking?

"We are expendable" Beverly says to him, "Starfleet will just write us off and hunt you vermin down!"

Steady on, Bev, we don't want to get him cross.

"Brave words, Doctor" says Jensen, "But the aquisition of you two plus the forthcoming destruction of Starfleet, when I start placing members of the Evil Force around in key positions, will only be a matter of time!"

Another chance for a mad laugh from all the members of the Evil Force in the room. It sounds like the monkey house at the local zoo.

"Options?" I whisper to Beverly.

She looks surprised.

"None!" she replies.

Both of us get the idea that a date together in the Enterprise holodeck is looking very slim for the future.

Suddenly, the room is filled with Starfleet officials who have beamed in, armed with phasers.

The round up the Evil Force and take them away.

"What is going on? " I ask Admiral Buchanon, Head of Starfleet Security, who was there with the others who beamed in.

"We've had our eye on Jensen for some time" he told me, "When he said he wanted to use you to infiltrate the Evil Force, we guessed what he was up to. Just before you left, we planted a tracker on you to find the base."

"Why didn't you tell us?" I protested.

"Well, Captain" he smiled, "We wanted you to look naturally worried. You might not have been, had we told you that you had a tracker fitted on."

"Thanks a lot!" I say drily.

"Thank you, Captain Picard and Doctor Crusher" he says, "You have done Starfleet a great service."

He walks off.

"If he ever comes on the Enterprise" says Beverly, with a snarl, "He'd better hope he never has a medical check-up!"

"That's my Bev!" I tell her.

14 comments:

Trinity13 said...

Awww, so Wesley wasn't there to help?! Too bad...he would have made himself the hero for sure!

Lori said...

Ohhh the look on Beverly's face when Captain said...Options??....Priceless!!!

Have a great day!!!

Jen said...

Whew! I'm glad you're both OK!

Nic said...

All's well that ends well. Now for that big date back on board on the holodeck...

I want all the details dear Captain! :)

Jardena said...

So where did they place those trackers on you tow? Do I really want to know? Probably not.

craziequeen said...

Good old StarFleet - usual 11th hour rescue...

But where, might I ask, was Data??

cq

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Just another day in Starfleet, eh?

Gyrobo said...

The last time I had a medical checkup on the Enterprise, I woke up in a pile of purple goo outside of a McDonald's.

But there was no bill, so I came out ahead.

Ciera said...

Note to self: do not get sick on the Enterprise....

Professor Xavier said...

Forget the 'where did they place the tracer'. The real question is how did they do it without you knowing. What, does Starfleet employ ninjas?

SHI said...

Hmmm Starfleet ninjas?

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Well, undercover or not, I know that you will emerge victoriously...
May the force be with you! (is that Star Trek or Star Wars?)

Jaime said...

LOL...you're having too much fun, Captain!

Glad you and Dr. Crusher are safe and sound!

Jaime said...

P.S....totally OT, but have you heard about the new Star Trek movie being planned?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/21/leisure.startrek.reut/index.html