Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The St Valentine's Day Dance

Ten Forward is all ready for the annual Enterprise Valentine's Day Dance.

Let's hope we get through the event without a fight.

Worf and Riker still aren't speaking to each other, which can make for a tricky problem if we have an alien invasion. Riker asked Worf how many photon torpedoes we have, and he replied, "I'm not telling you!"

I've had to discipline them both, but no end seems in sight yet.

Valentine's Day has been good so far; I've had a book of romantic poetry, and Beverly has liked the white roses. More than that, we both liked the kisses we had as thanks.

The dance is about to start. Larry Love and The Love Machine, the Valentine's band are ready to play their firstt song.

I am with Beverly, who is in a gorgeous long black dress, Geordi is with Trisha Lewis; she is wearing a short white dress with plunging neckline. Data is with Jennifer Baxter who is in a skimpy white dress. Riker is tightly holding on to Deanna, who is wearing a yellow dress. He is not letting her go anywhere.

Worf is looking irritated as Deanna looks back at him.

The band start to play 'I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper'..

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Arcaida X-ray X-ray delta niner niner zero
This is Starfleet control
You are clear to go hyper space
Acknowledge

Affirmative, star com
We have situation gold

Niner niner zero, roger
You're looking good for trans-light

I lost my heart to a starship trooper
I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Oh...

Hey, Captain Strange
Won't you be my lover
You're the best thing
That I've ever discovered
Flash Gordon's left me
He's gone to the stars
An evil Darth Vader
Has me banished to Mars

Tell me, Captain Strange
Do you feel my devoition
Or are you like a droid
Devoid of emotion
Encounters one and two
Are not enough for me
What my body needs
Is close encounter three

I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Flashing light in hyper space
Fighting for the Federation
Hand in hand we'll conquor space

Listen, Captain Strange
What's our destination
The scanners seem to
Indicate a small devation
Static on the comm
It's Starfleet Command
Requesting your position
It's their final demand

You're intentions are known
They've found out at least
So if you're gonna take me
Please make it fast
Touch me
Feel me
Do what you will
I want to feel
That galactic thrill

I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Flashing light in hyper space
Fighting for the Federation
Hand in hand we'll conquor space

Niner niner zero
This is Star Comm
We got a problem
On your vector
Request status check
Over

Oh, baby...

Arcadia
This is strategy control
You have course devation
At five mark six
Acknowledge

I love you...

Arcaida
We show condition red
Confirm

Love me...

What's going on out there

Oh...
I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Flashing light in hyper space
Fighting for the Federation
Hand in hand we'll conquor space
I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Oh...

Space suit is lying
On control room
Pulse rate increasing
As the heat factor soars
Take me
Make me
Feel the force
Ignore the computers
We're locked on course

I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Flashing light in hyper space
Fighting for the Federation
Hand in hand we'll conquor space

I lost my heart to a starship trooper
Flashing light in hyper space
Fighting for the Federation
Hand in hand we'll conquor space


Niner niner zereo
This is Star Comm
Be advised you
Have serious
???
I repeat,
Serious ????

Arcadia
Niner niner zero Do you copy
This is Starfleet Control


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As we all dance around, Riker is keeping a close grip on Deanna. Worf tries to cut in, but Riker makes sure it doesn't happen.

"What are we going to do about it, Jean-Luc?" asks Beverly, "Things could get difficult."

"I have an idea, Beverly," I reply, "I've sent a message out. Only one person can solve this."

Suddenly a female voice comes from the entrance.

"Hello, Worf, good to see you again."

"Hello Jadzia." he replies, "What a surprise to see you."

I walk up to Jadzia.

"I think we need you here at the moment, Lieutenant" I say to her, "Mr Worf is a little lonely. Will you be able to take care of him?"

"With great pleasure" she says, and runs over, grabs him, and within seconds, the two are dancing and kissing at the same time.

Deanna, meanwhile, is fuming, but can do nothing about it, as she and Riker are still dancing. He has a sly smile at the same time.

"Well done, Jean-Luc" whispers Beverly, as we kiss and dance slowly together as the band play 'The Look Of Love':

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The look of love is in your eyes
The look your heart can't disguise
The look of love is saying so much more
Than just words could ever say
And what my heart has heard
Well, it takes my breath away

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you.

You've got the look of love
It's on your face
A look that time can't erase
Be mine tonight
Let this be just the start
Of so many nights like this
Let's take a lover's vow
and then seal it with a kiss

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
Don't ever go

I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
Don't ever go
Don't ever go
I love you so


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I kiss Beverly. Riker kisses Deanna, Jennifer kisses Data, Trisha kisses Geordi, Worf kisses Jadzia.

It's a great Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!




No Average Girl has tagged me to answer below:

5 songs I know all the words to:

American Pie

Hey Jude

Life On Mars

Space Oddity

See My Baby Jive

5 things with a million dollars

Spend it

Invest it

Open a business

Is there anything else?

5 places I'd run away to:

Cannes

Sorrento

Paris

London

Places in the USA

5 Things I'd never wear:

Shell suit

Baseball cap

Sneakers

Sports outfit

Vest

5 toys

Computer

Tv

DVD player

Bose player

Control box

5 books or tv shows

Smallville

Law & Order:Criminal Intent

CSI:Miami

Mrs Dalloway

The Other Boleyn Girl

5 greatest joys:

Blogging

E mails off my girlfriend

Completing an important job

Watching my favourite film (The Hours)

Friday night

18 comments:

Ciera said...

Interesting lists, there Jean-Luc. :P

Shelley said...

Very good lists! The Dance sounds like THE place to be! Beam me there will ya?!

craziequeen said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Jean-Luc, my dear :-)

cq

mistipurple said...

Happy Valentine's, Captain Picard!

Cori said...

Have a wonderful dance..........everyday!

Running2Ks said...

Happy V-Day! Sounds like a whole lotta love was goin' 'round!

MarkD60 said...

I had some Bob Marley going when I read that first song, it fit pretty well. Larry Love and The Love Machine must be a reggae band!
HVD

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Happy Valentine's Day!!!! Seems you have a wonderful time dancing with Jadzia.

Trinity13 said...

Nice move Capt!

Btw, Smallville rocks!!!

M. C. Pearson said...

Neener neener to Deeana! Serves her right. Good move Cappie!

Hope your Valentine's Day was full of love!

Jardena said...

m.c, I couldn't have said it any better :)

Happy Valentine's Day, Captain
*gives him a kiss on the cheek*

Jen said...

Good save! Hope your V-Day was good :-)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Thanks for all you good wishes for a Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you all had a great day as well.

Son Goku said...

yes happy V day cap!

Professor Xavier said...

You see, that's the problem with Valentine's Day. There's just way too much pressure and expectation that can never be meet. Of course there's going to be hard feelings and resentment.

Captain Berk said...

The temperature in there must have been unbearable! All that hot romance must have overheated the warp core.

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated Valentines! (aren't you glad it's over with).

no_average_girl said...

awesome! thanks for playing along, captain!