Thursday, February 09, 2006

Men Talk For Valentine's Day

Riker, Geordi, Worf, Data and myself are in the shuttle after returning from an Away Mission. We are journeying to rendezvous with the Enterprise.

"Captain," says Geordi, "What do you think we should be getting our ladyfriends this Valentine's Day?"

Everyone turns round and has a worried look on their faces; clearly they haven't thought too deeply on this subject. They realise they will be in for it if they don't get them a good gift.

"Err..that depends on the individual, of course." I say in a statement that doesn't help at all.

"It's just that Trisha has given be a long list of Valentine's presents." continues Geordi, "I think she expects me to get her all of them."

We take a look at all the presents only the list: perfumes, classy clothes, exotic jewelry.

"She certainly has good taste." I mention.

"Expensive taste." Geordi groans.

"What will you be getting Doctor Crusher, Captain." asks Riker.

"Ahh...errr....Bever....I mean Dr Crusher will be quite content with some white roses. After all, err...a Captain can't be seen to show too many romantic gestures. One has to be err...discreet in these matters."

Riker puts on one of those smug smiles of his when he doesn't believe a word I'm going to say. Why does he seem to guess everything.

"What do you think Jennifer would like, Captain." asks Data, "I am not used to buying presents for a woman. Do you really think she wants anything?"

"If you don't," replies Geordi, "She'll switch your 'Off Button', and throw you down the garbage chute faster than you know."

"What about you, Number One?" I ask Riker, "What will you be getting Counselor Troi?"

"I've booked the holodeck for a romantic evening with Deanna on the luxury beaches of Alaxon Prime. When the sun goes there, it looks so gorgeous."

Worf is looking increasingly irritated. Oh dear.

"I was going to take Deanna to Alaxon Prime on the holodeck as a surprise!" shouts Worf.

"Hey!" says Riker, "She's my girl; what do you think you're doing, muscling in on my territory?"
"Deanna is MY woman!" shouts Worf.

The two approach each other as if there is going to be a fight. On a shuttle, it is not the best place for a Klingon to start getting angry.

"Gentlemen!" I say in my best commanding tone. Sort this out on the Enterprise! Declare a truce for now."

The two grudgingly look at each other.

"Lieutenant" I whisper to Worf, "You might be better in getting something for Jadzia Dax instead, otherwise things could be awkward."

Worf mumbles a few Klingon phrases that are not suitable for this Journal.

Valentine's Day is not all love and fondness in the 24th Century, it seems.

21 comments:

Ciera said...

I hope Worf listens to your good advice, Jean-Luc.

Jen said...

Oh my, I'm curious to see how this works out!

Stationery Queen said...

White roses. Lovely, just lovely.

Professor Xavier said...

I'm rather surprised that Riker has the courage (or lack of brains) to challenge a Klingon like that. I mean let's face it, Riker is looking a little pudgy these days. I can't imagine he'd last too long against an enraged Worf.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I say you surprise her and get her white tulips, just to keep her guessing ;)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Can't the guys just replicate the ladies a bunch of stuff?

vicki said...

Jean-Luc, I have been here several times before, always because I see your comments in all the best places. I get here and it's just. so. weird. But I am determined. A person of your good taste in blogs and quirky posts- well, there has to be something here. I'll keep trying.

Vegeta said...

hmmmm I think I'll stay in Hades for a while.

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Oh so I was wrong thinking that on the 24th century it would be women breaking their heads over what's good for their men. So now it's also men breaking their heads over what good for their women.
That's nice to know that nothing still has changed from the 20th century to the coming 24th century.

Nic said...

White roses are my favorite roses, however white and yellow daisies are my favorite flowers hands down. I must say that this seems to be the first time that Riker and Worf have really understood that they're both after the same woman. I can't wait to see the confrontation on this one between Worf sending something to Jadzia and not Deanna and then Deanna confronting him over it and Riker getting upset with her b/c of her daliance with Worf...

Yes, it sounds like the makings of a great Jerry Springer show!

craziequeen said...

that Deanna is a troublemaker......

I like lilies.....and freesias.....and roses.....

cq

Wedge Antillies said...

Man, I gotta get a girl-friend!

Im Chele In [dot} LA said...

valentines..
Is so commercial nowadays.....

but still fun for the girls....

Over from the other Michele's.

mar said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Captain! I love roses, any color...won't be getting any this year as I will be skiing on Valentine's Day. How romantic can a cheese fondue be? Cheers!Here via Michele's tonight, not without some technical problems. Brought to you by blogspot dot com. Again.

Queen Galacta said...

Being a caring and benevolent Queen of the Galaxy, I understand men's frustration in selecting gifts for those of the fairer gender. I am also evolved above the need for delicious chocolates or pretty flowers.

That being said, nothing beats a beautiful bouquet of Earth roses.

Nettie said...

Although I'm in the industry, I really can't stand the V-Day...

poopie said...

Any old flower would do for me.

Gyrobo said...

I take it this conversation happened before the end of DS9 season 6.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

No matter how many centuries go by...some things never change, do they? Still celebrating Valentines Day...I like the continuity of that Captain! I like it very much, even though there is some grmbling among the men...

Here from Michele, by the way.

Zee said...

Prof X, it's totally in Riker's dumb character to challenge Worf. I even be he was just thinking out loud. ;)

It's sad to see Jean-Luc all hesitant about getting Beverly a gift. I'm sure he just does so to hide the fact that he's already given me mine. *swoons*

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