Saturday, September 18, 2010
Jadzia & Worf's Honeymoon (Part Two)
Guest Poster: Jadzia Dax
After the initial difficulty of checking in at the Hotel Amour on the planet Lurrve, Worfie and I about to enjoy our honeymoon. He has told me that tonight, there is no need for me to break his clavicle again, and not to ever tell anyone that I did that, as he would never live it down on the Klingon homeworld.
After a night of fun that befits a honeymoon couple, the two of us head down to the hotel pool, where I dive in.
"Come in Worfie!" I yell, when I emerge, "Put your swimming trunks on and get in. I'll race you to the other end."
"Klingon warriors do not put on swimming trunks and frolic around in hotel pools." he replies, stuffily.
"Well take off all your clothes and jump in naked!" I answer quickly, "Loosen up and enjoy yourself!"
"Jadzia!" Worf replies in a shocked voice, "There are people listening!"
"So what!" I reply, "Most of the women around the pool are topless. I think I'll join them"
I undo my swimming costume and start to roll it down...
Worf runs to the nearest chair, grabs a towel and covers me with it. He takes me up to our room, and covers my mouth so that I can't protest.
"What was all that about, Worfie?" I say when we get there, "If I want to lie naked in the sun, I will, and you won't stop me."
"I agree, Jadzia" he says, "But we are one our honeymoon, and I won't want anyone else seeing you the way I will."
"Worfie." I tell him, "You can be so stuffy, yet such a romantic as well."
I kiss him.
"Now what was I going to do while down at the pool...?" I teasingly ask.
Editor's Note: Apologies...this should have been published last|Wednesday