Monday, September 06, 2010
Guinan & Beverly In Ten Forward
Guest Poster: Guinan
The wedding ceremony of Jadzia Dax to Worf took place yesterday, and the reception, which was very noisy is over. A Klingon wedding ceremony is like that. Hardly a morning suit occasion. There was a lot of bloodwine flowing. The Captain had his fair share, and now I suspect he's nursing a massive hangover.
Woe betide if there is an alien invasion now.
I'm cleaning the glasses in the bar of Ten Forward during the early morning when Beverly Crusher walks in.
"Hi Bev!" I say, greeting her, "I didn't expect you to be up yet, expecially after last night's party."
"It was an emergency." the doctor tells me, "I was called into SickBay to heal a broken clavicle."
"I should have guessed that would happen." I tell her, "It is supposed to be good luck if the clavicle is broken on a Klingon wedding night. I hope Jadzia was all right and didn't suffer too much."
Beverly smiles at that comment.
"It's not like that at all." she replies, "It's WORF who broken his clavicle. He looked very annoyed, telling Jadzia, who was there with him, that this wasn't the way a wedding night was supposed to happen. Jadzia simply told him that it proves he has a good match for his marriage. Worf quietened down when he saw the logic in this. I'll have and Andorian Ale, please, Guinan."
I get the bottle from the shelf and offer to share it with her. Bev agrees.
"Mmm." I say, "This tastes good"
"I agree, Guinan." Bev answers, "You must have a good year there."
"It is." I answer, looking at the bottle label, "Would you believe it's 2316? The year of the Andorian rainstorms."
"We are lucky." Bev comments, "There aren't many of these bottles left. We need to savour every mouthful. Where did you get the bottle from?"
"I can never name my sources." I tell her with a smile, "Some of them fall of the back of a shuttlecraft, so to speak."
"I know what you mean, Guinan." Bev tells me with a knowing wink, "Din't worry, Jean-Luc will never find out. Even if he did, I'm sure he wouldn't care if class bottles like this keep appearing."
The bottle is now sadly empty, and Beverly puts down the class.
"Well I'd better get back to Sickbay." she tells me, "You never know when Worf and Jadzia might have resumed their wedding night and broken each other's clavicle!"
"Bye Bev." I say, and the doctir staggers slightly out of Ten Forward.
Apologies for there being only one post this week, but I will be away for a couple of days, and I have also had my computer data transferred. I get my new Windows 7 on Thursday, and it may take a while to learn.