Saturday, September 25, 2010

TWQ: How To Deal With King Kong

A while back, TWQ (the Weekend Question) asked you what to do if a plague of zombies struck. This time, it's monkey business!

What five things would you need to help you get away from King Kong, who has just invaded the city? Be as silly as you like!

My answers are:

* A bunch of bananas

* A man's suit (he only picks up women!)

* The song 'I Wanna Be Like You' from 'The Jungle Book'. This will make him dance away!

* A full size cardboard cut out of Fay Wray, the actress from the 1933 movie

* A hard hat (in case he falls on to your head)

Now it's over to you...

9 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well i'd say cake for two reasons, one, i'd try to give it to him to leave me alone, and two, i'd eat it myself if it didn't work.

fish oil, he'd get smart and leave me alone!

a deck of cards to entertain him.

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoox

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Hmmmm

1. A Fashion Model: He'd take her instead of me...

2. A backup fashion model: just in case!

3. Banana Nut Muffins/Bread: Who can resist these?

P M Prescott said...

Let's see:
1. A Farari fast enought to drive away, besides that's my dream car so if I'm dreaming...
2. A backhoe to dig a big enough hole to hide in. He likes to climb.
3. A really big Bible. Maybe God will see how holy I am and spare me from His rogue creature.
4. Project on the wall of a building opposite me a state of the union address by George W. Bush. He'll think he has a rival and go smash that building.
5. If W doesn't attract him a speech by Sarah Palin.

Linda said...

A banana peel to give the giant ape the slip!

Susan said...

A two seater F1 car, I can't drive so I'd need a driver.

A deluxe cat basket on wheels that hooks on the back of the car, I could not leave my 4 darlings to King Kongs mercy could I?

A female King Kong to entice King Kong as I and my cats make our get away.

A little romantic music to help the Kongs along.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

You are all so imaginative!

... Paige said...

A good pair of running shoes
No a 10 speed bicycle
NO a motorcycle
NO, No a Nascar
And Godzilla on my side

Jan said...

Aye Captain, this one's a real head-scratcher...but here goes:

1) The man with the yellow hat could try his hand at epic gorilla wrangling.

2) Curious George could lead King Kong on one of his mischievous rendezvous. Of course that would end with his capture.

3) A personal cloaking device cape might help.

4) I don't think I'm making sense but I also don't think I'm in any imminent danger from King Kong.

5) I love this blog! What a hoot!

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