Monday, November 09, 2009

T'Pol & Britney's Undercover Mission (Part One)

I sigh as I know for this mission, I have no other choice but to ask the troublesome T'Pol to do it, and she's bound to insist that her even more troublesome friend Ensign Britney comes with her.

A knock on the door and T'Pol and her friend enter. Here we go.

"T'Pol." I begin, "This mission meeting was meant for you only."



"Captain." begins Britney, as she gets another tube of chewing gum out, "Where my soulsistah goes, I go, ain't that right?"

"Sure is, Brit, honey." T'Pol replies, "Now what do you want us to do, Captain?"

As I know they are both determined to go, I press on.

"Starfleet have informed that a band a rebel women mercenaries named The Virago have been causing havoc. They raid ships, outposts, anything to get more supplies."

"What do you want us to do?"

"Well, we've managed to capture their leader." I tell them, "Here is a picture of her."



T'Pol stands up in amazement.

"She looks like me!" the Vulcan says.

"Her name is Ishtar." I inform them, "She will be questioned here, but I think she will be very reluctant to answer any questions. By posing as their leader, you might be able to get a lot of information out of the other mercenaries. The shuttlecraft Ishtar was on had a preset route. We suspect it was to the planet where The Virago are on."

"This is gonna be cool!" Brit laughs.

"It's also highly dangerous." I reply sharply, "If they suspect T'Pol is not Ishtar, you lives will be forfeit. Ishtar has two trusted lieutenants, Vada and Sala. You have to convince them you are Ishtar. To help, Ensign Karena, the amazon from the USS Rhode Island will be going along with you to help. Tell the mercenaries that Karena and Britney are new recruits you have picked up."

"A piece of cake!" laughs Britney as she puts her gum into her Dr Martens boots to resume eating later.

The troublesome pair walk out to go to the outfitters to be kitted in costume for the mission.

Are The Virago ready for them?

To be continued...

53 comments:

Michael Manning said...

Captain: I cracked up when I read Ishtar--an unfortunate movie released ere in the U.S. starring Dustin Hoffman with Warren Beatty. However, the Karaoke scene is good. Maybe Karaoke would be good for Ensign Britney on board?

Linda said...

Oh dear. Usually when those two are involved there are a lot of hijinks and shenanigans before the problem is solved. No doubt that will be the case again this time!

The Curmudgeon said...

I sometimes forget just how shrewd you are, Captain: You need T'Pol to volunteer because she's the lookalike... but she's not the volunteering type. So you draft Ensign Britney and, voila!, you get T'Pol, too. And then you even make a token show of resistance. I salute you!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Curmy, you have good logic!

Michael. I forgot Ishtar was the name of the awful move.

Amanda said...

I love the adventures of Britney and T'Pol!

Michael Manning said...

You know it's going to become challenging when Ensign Britney takes out another piece of chewing gum! :D)

Fly Girl said...

Uh oh. I really don't think the Virago will be able to handle those two!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I love posts about these two. So much fun :)

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