TWQ (The Weekend Question) this week looks at weird titles for songs.
What strange and amusing song titles have you come across? List as many as you wish.
My answers are:
Black Pudding Bertha - The Goodies
The Funky Gibbon - The Goodies
Leap Up And Down (Wave Your Knickers In The Air) - St Cecilia
What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb) - Star Wars Intergalactic Choir and Chorale
There's A Guy Works Down the Chip Shop (Swears He's Elvis) - Kirsty MacColl
Two Pints Of Lager and a Packet Of Crisps Please - Splodgenessabounds
Now it's over to you...