Friday, May 06, 2005

Wesley Crusher

Today, the Enterprise is stopping to pick up a former crewmember of ours; Wesley Crusher. He is here for a short visit.

That little know-all.

I sense impending dread here. The Enterprise will have something nasty happen to it, just like it always does when that brat ia aboard. Then, he always saves the ship with a few seconds to spare.

Don't be pessimistic; maybe it will be different this time.

Fifteen minutes after he arrives with that cheery grin of his, Wesley saves the ship with five seconds to spare by managing to reroute a faulty plasma circuit; this would have caused a warp core breach, and exploded the ship.

Quick, someone; get him off the Enterprise. I'm going neurotic here.

7 comments:

R.A. Slater said...

well, Captain...if you'd spend more time with him, instead of ignoring what he has to say...then maybe the impending doom wouldn't happen in the first place...just a though...{smiling}...just so long as Beverly doesn't hear you call him a brat!!! {wink}

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I can't think why I ever had him on my Bridge.

You sound just like Deanna Troi; if you are her, please don't tell Beverly I called Wesley a brat!

R.A. Slater said...

mums the word...

Jean-Luc Picard said...

You MUST be Deanna!

Call it Counselor/Captain confidentiality. If Beverly found out, who knows what might happen to me in Sickbay?

RenaSherwood said...

Can't you beam Wesley into a holodeck of the Enterprise instead of onto your ship? Put a CCTV cam on him. I think he does these universe-threatening things to make himself pick up chicks.

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