This is Will Riker, and the Cap has asked me to write the Journal for today as he and Data have gone in a shuttle to study gas clouds in a nebula.
Talk about boring!
Well, it's going to be fun all the way on the Enterprise today while our great leader isn't here. While the Cap's away, the crew will play!
Where do I get them from?
Tonight it's Party Night in Ten Forward. Guinan will be supplying drinks, we'll be having a great time and letting our hair down.
If there is an alien attack at the same time, there may be a problem.
Anyway, it's time to get the show on the road. The music is beating and for once, the crew are going to enjoy themselves!
Worf has started to shout risque Klingon drinking songs. The women aren't embarrassed as they are too busy at the bar drinking T'Keth slammers.
La Forge was the first to start, by indulging in the notorious Orio Cocktails, but he's never been partial to drink, and quickly passed out. He's now sleeping under the table.
Beverly has always liked tap dancing, but after a few Bajoran Brandies, she's decided to tap on the table, and has the whole crew in attention until she slips and falls on her backside. Beverly groggily takes herself off to SickBay.
Deanna & I do a slow dance at the end, as she holds a bottle of potent H'Jan in one end. I think she's got other ideas...
Wow! I wonder what the Cap would have said?