After that insulting comment by that uppity young Ensign, I wonder if there is something I could do to look a little younger? I visit the Sick Bay and talk to Beverly Crusher.
"Beverly, do you think, er... you could enhance follicle growth on my head at all?"
"Are you worried about being bald, Jean-Luc? You might want to talk to Counselor Troi."
"No, not at all, don't be ridiculous. I was just enquiring about the technology."
"Jean-Luc, here in the 24th Century, we may have the cure for the common cold, we may be able to surgically alter the appearance of anybody. I've even managed somehow to give Worf an artificial spine; but to grow hair on a bald head is something way beyond our scientists."
I go away disheartened.
How would I look in a wig?