I'm just returning to my quarters after a couple of days as it had to be redecorated. It's been awful having to share Data's room, sitting on a spare bed. There are no spare quarters due to the Ambassadors on the ship.
That cat of his is so maddening!
Everytime I was just about to drift into dreamland, Spot would pounce on me. I'm sure he waited for the exact time I would nod off.
Anyway, all that is now in the past, and I can see what a beautiful job the top Starfleet decorators have made of the Captain's Quarters.
Why are the walls bright yellow and purple, with a rainbow tinted carpet and a green ceiling?
I rush out of the room; it's either that or I pass out from the mind-expanding colours.
It takes a while, but I track down the decorators and tell them I DO NOT want a room that looks like a permanant Bajoran drug trip. After I release my hands from their necks, they assure my that they will put the room just how it was before, although it might take a day to do.
I have to ask Data if I can use the spare bed again.
Does it look as if that cat is smiling?