Saturday, April 10, 2010

TWQ: What NOT To Do On A Date

This week, TWQ (the Weekend Question) asks about things which you should not do, when dating someone. Humour is essential!

Name some things that should not be mentioned or done while dating someone for the first time. List as many as you wish, and be as funny as you like!

My answers are:

1: Ask her if she likes the Glock gun that you've bought along.

2: Tell her that you have to leave soon as the prison only let you out for three hours.

3: Show her photos of your wife.

4: Ask if she has implants.

Now it's over to you....

10 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh gosh, let's see. personal body things like scratching, talking about the ex, being cheap, talking about yourself the whole night...

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxo

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I'm with Empress...no talking about the ex or keeping the conversations all about yourself.

Fly Girl said...

Oh talking about an ex is up there but I think mentioning you still live with mom and she also does your laundry is also a big no.

Linda said...

Good Lord, I haven't been on a date in so long I'm sure I'd make every faux pas in the books! I do like your answers, though!

Ellee Seymour said...

Don't mention your aches and pains, and avoid talking about your ex.

Livingsword said...

Never ask “Do you like your gagh dead or alive?” After all gagh must always be eaten alive…

Susan said...

On my second date with my boyfriend I had an ex boyfriend walk past with his then girlfriend, so glad they did not stop and talk!

And

An acquaintance stop and ask how long we'd been going out and if we were going to stay together.

This might have put off lesser blokes, but we've been married nearly 27 years.

Will said...

Starting any sentence with the words "My mother-in-law..." is wrong on so many levels.

Also, inviting your date back home to see your SCART lead collection is a no-no. Unless they're interested in SCART leads as well, in which case, result!

Nic said...

Never, ever, take your date to a strip club b/c you have a 1/2 off entree coupons.

Dalton said...

Very cute. Great website, guys and gals. It's nice to have pal time with fellow Trekkies....