Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Annika Hansen In Unimatrix Zero (Part Two
Guest Poster: Annika Hansen
I'm never been this mad since I found Vi Toran in a compromising position with my former lover Axum. Everybody had better stand well clear in case I say something I won't regret.
As you know, I'm the joint mayor of Unimatrix Zero, the Borg fantasy zone where those with a recessive gene and exist as their original selves, much to the annoyance of the Borg Queens. Anyway, the other mayor, who is Axum, wants to plant that floozy Toran as his deputy so that she can make the decisions when his drone is awake and can't be present.
"I want allow it!" I say stubbornly, stamping my foot in frustration.
"You have no choice, Annika." Axum says smugly, "The Mayoral Rules clearly state that..."
"I don't care!" I yell, "I'm not going to debate mayoral policy with a cheap..."
"Hello, Annika." Vi Toran says to me with a sly smile, "It will be exciting in the mayoral chambers. I look forward to it all."
"On the whole, I would rather have a boxing match in a mud bath, Toran." I retort, "That's your usual level."
I stride off.
When I get back to my cave, Korris is waiting for me. He is my neighbour and was my campaign manager when I was running for Mayor.
"Annika!" he exclaims, "You look most distressed. What has happened?"
I tell him the story while I sit on his knee. he seems to like me doing this for some reason.
"Never mind, Annika." he tells me with a laugh, "I think we can use the rules against them"
A few hours later, when the council is next due to meet, I enter the chamber. Though I see Vi Toran sitting behind Axum, I continue to walk in.
I wear a revealing dress with a slit skirt. Axum looks in amazement, and an annoyed Vi Toran knocks him in the hip with her elbow. Korris walks in behind me.
"This is Korris." I announce, "He will be my Deputy Mayor. Whenever Seven of Nine is awake, and I am away, he will speak for me against Axum or Vi Toran."
"But...but..." the two reply together. Korris walks forward to shake them by the hand."
"Greetings, Axum, Miss Toran." Korris says pleasantly to them, "I look forward to our mayoral challenges in the council chambers."
I give a sly smile to Axum as he knows his little plan went all wrong.
Ah well, let's play Mayor!