Tuesday, May 06, 2008

The Abduction Of Data (Part Two)



Guest Poster: Jennifer Baxter

Right now, I'm in the Orion shuttlecraft following the ion trial left by the mysterious ship that abducted my boyfriend Data from the Enterprise.

The rest of the crew aren't coming, as Starfleet has ordered all the crew to go to Staros, as the Starovians want to sign a border Treaty, insisting on the Enterprise being present.

As a result, Captain Picard has sent me to follow on an unofficial mission in order to follow Data.

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I've changed out of my Starfleet uniform into the black fighting gear that I use when usually destroying monsters on the holodeck. Only this time, it's for real.

Firstly, I'll have to make a slight detour to Barius IV. It's not the place Starfleet personal usually like to go, as it's full of criminals, mercenaries and generally unpleasant people.

The sort that the Federation like to pretend doesn't exist.

I land on the outskirts, and march into the main town of Kalso. Creepy men are looking lustily at me, but I give them a look that tells them it will their last thought if they move any closer. Quickly, they shrink away.



At last, I reach the store, I want...'Weapons-U-Like'. This chain of shops has all the sorts of violent extras that the Enterprise, together with the rest of Starfleet wouldn't dream of having.

The proprieter surveys me from head to toe.

"Hello darlin'." he starts, "I'm Garla. What can I do for you?"

"I want some of your most violent and deadliest weapons, Garla."



"I've got all what you need, darlin'." he replies, "Feast your pretty eyes on this collection."

"Most impressive." I say.

"There's sonic phaser disruptors." Garla boasts, "Along with biometric rocket boosters, multiphase energy discharge weapons, high energy..."

"I'll take them." I tell him, "Charge them to Captain Picard, USS Enterprise. I'll have to go now, I'm on a mission."

"Good luck on your mission, darlin'." replies Garla, "Though with all that firepower, you don't need luck. They haven't got a chance."

I get back to the Orion shuttlecraft, lugging my bag of weapons. I hope the ship can take off with the weight now added!

Soon, I find the trial again, and with the stronger ion trail indicated, I must be getting closer.

Someone is going to get all these weapons fired in them for snatching my Data!

To be continued...

19 comments:

The Curmudgeon said...

I'm not sure that charging all her weapons to Captain Picard's account is the best way to operate on a "secret mission."

But that's just me.

November Rain said...

Where can I get a black leather outfit

Justice said...

you should have gotten some swords just in case you have to do some cutting

SHI said...

that outfit is the best distraction

while they are looking

you can be putting holes in them

Nepharia said...

Jennifer, make sure you are the first one to open the credit card bill when it gets to the Enterprise or the captain is likely to freak...

Robin said...

This kick-ass girl knows how to shop! And, clearly, Diana Rigg as seen in "The Avengers" is her fashion role-model and you can't fault that!! Data is one lucky... android

Ellee Seymour said...

I must say I do not like the look of those weapons. Jennifer certainly looks a mean machine and well able to take care of herself.

Professor Xavier said...

Data's a lucky man. Er, robot.

Galen said...

actually Prof he is an android

Jean-Luc Picard said...

You all seem to be queuing up for Jennifer's leather outfit!

Jennifer's next mission might well be to get the credit card bill before it reaches the Enterprise.

Lahdeedah said...

I think I would do without the outfit, but could I just have her body?

I mean seriously.
If I wore that outfit now, I'm afraid I'd look rather a lot like like... um, a woman who shouldn't wear an outfit like that....

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Very nice outift she's got on.

WHat? Everyone's already talking about it?

Er, that's a good looking shuttle there, huh?

Superman said...

Hope you get Data back

Kon-El said...

Niiice outfit girl!

Spoiler said...

poor data

mrsmogul said...

I read this out loud in a British accent.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

You would think in an outfit like that they would just hand Data over because their brains would shut down from lack of oxygen. :)

Merlyn Gabriel said...

wow that woman 's a little scary.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Give a woman a leather outfit and she gets all sorts of comments! I think it distracted you all!

MOTD, you might be right!

Mrs M, jolly good to read it in a British accent. Top hole!