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You Know You're Addicted to 'Star Trek' When...
Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot
You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip
You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them
When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead
Your electronic project: Positronic brain
You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop
You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore
You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle
After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape
You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.
A reminder of the Enterprise Christmas Party, that will start on the 5th of December:
What I'm asking you to do is write a short post of what happens from your viewpoint at the party. It will be then published in the Journal.
These are the rules to remember:
1: The post is from YOUR viewpoint only. You can involve Enterprise characters, plus other known races and figures, such as the Romulans, the Borg, Q, Lwaxana Troi, or make some up yourself. You can even include some bloggers that are likely to be there (see my Guest Quarters' list on my blog).
2: There is the resident band (Sid Starr & The Starrlighters) and the catering to consider. You are only limited by your imagination!
3: The length should be what you consider suitable.
4: Remember this is a family-friendly blog, so take heed of what you write.
5: In accordance with Rule 4, I reserve the right to trim entries or not to publish them if I consider them unsuitable.
6: The closing date for entries is Wednesday 30th November.
7: Send your entries to: Captain Picard (firstname.lastname@example.org) marking your entry 'Enterprise Christmas Party'. The E Mail address is also under 'Secure Channel' on my blog page.
8: Don't forget to include your blog ID and your blog address so you can be credited.
9: If I get a substantial number of entries, I will be doing several posts together, to be changed daily from the 5th December.
Good luck, everybody!
Lastly, to all those in the USA......Happy Thanksgiving!